With any sort of major gathering, be it a party or a tournament, there's always some some variations of Murphy's laws that seem to come into play. There's always one person tries to hit on every member of the opposite sex, no matter how many times they get shot down or slapped. Someone will always spike the punch. And of course, the almost standarized rule that some annoying, uninvited boob will crash the gate.
Right now, Kyo Kusanagi was fufilling that role perfectly as he stood in an overly dramatic fashion on the prow of a ship he hired to take him to Tallon Island. He had heard about the tournament being held there and was rather dissapointed to find out that he hadn't been invited. Oh well, might as well let the ammatures practice a good bit, since he didn't want to carry them all through the next tournament.
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Around the world, numerous veterans from the King of Fighters tournaments sneezed.
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However, he soon learned the reason why he was passed over was that the only people invited were the women, and the hot ones at that. That and shortly before they left, Iori Yagami, that Orochi coward who could never stand up to him (yeah right), dissapeared and with such circumstances Kyo was quick to put two and two together.
There was no tournament, it was actually a fowl Yagami plot so he could hog all the hot chicks!! That fiend was luering them into a trap so he could seduce they away from who they truly deserved, HIM!
"I swear it, Yagami, I will defeat you and your fowl sorcery and free the others with the greatness that is I! DO YOU HEAR ME, I WILL HAVE THEM ALL! MUHAHAH-*SPLOOSH*" as the wave cut him off in mid-rant and swept him over the side for the seventh time.
{"Would somebody go fish him out again? We loose him, we loose our payment."} the captain said in vietneamese while the low ensign on the totem pole grumbled curses aginst cheapskate, dumbass martial artists who don't pay full fare before hiring them.
"Vice-san, why is your trunk moving?"
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