Kachoo: Just your Unfriendly Neighborhood Freelance Peacekeeping Agent [Episode 62436]

by Fanboyimus Prime

The new comer was in a word big. He stood about ten to twelve feet tall with a brown and red tunic,brown boots and brown gloves. He had metal skin, with two little red horns on his forehead. He had two large tusks on his jaw, and his red optics seemed to look at everything. He had several weapons on him and in him. He seemed slightly bemused at the sitiuation.

" Who are you?" one of the Swiss assassins asked.

"I'm Death's Head, your unfriendly neighborhood freelance peacekeeping agent" Death's Head said and added "I've been hired to protect these girls, and you have to go through me to get to them"

With a speed unexpected for something so large, Death's Head beheaded the machine gunner with his a energy beam knife attached to his right forearm.

The flame thrower was about to set Death's Head ablaze when a panel on his torso opened up and fired off several missiles. The missiles exploded and make the flame thrower into a gory mess that covered the room and the Senshi.

The grenadier fired off a grenade at Death's Head. It blew up and seemed to mildly annoy the freelance peacekeeping agent. Death's Head removed one of his hands and attached an ax to it. He then cut the grenadier in half.

James held up his sword, winked to the the other member of his team and thrust his sword at Death's Head. Death's Head parried the blow with his ax. While Death's Head was busy with James, the other member changed his weapon from an umbrella to a machine gun. He open hit Death's Head in the back, but the bullets rioched off his back and hit several of the senshi and the gunner.

Death's Head threw his detached hand at the gunner, which griped his neck and started chocking him. Death's Head broke James's sword with his ax then cut the man's head in half.

Death's Head's hand increased the pressure on the remaining assassin's neck and broke it. Death's Head calmly removed his ax attachment and got his hand off the dead assassin and reattached to his arm.

"Well that seemed easy enough, yes?" Death's Head mused to himself.

"Ummm that's nice Mr ummm Head but why did you help us?" Usagi asked.

"Kachoo hired me to make sure you stayed alive" Death's Head explained. Kachoo might be very honest, but he knew humans were not. So he hired a multiverse traveling freelance peacekeeping agent who was very dishonest, greedy, and cunning to keep the Senshi alive.

"Of course another enemy agent, you just saving us for yourself"Haruka yelled.

" Belligerent aren't you yes?" Death's Head commented.

"Shut up R2 D2" Haruka replied.

Death's Head held his palm infront of Haruka and stun gas exited the palm.

"At least she didn't call me the r word, I would have had to kill if she did" Death's Head said as he walked out of the apartment.

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(Posted Wed, 06 Aug 2003 15:12)


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