[Episode 63320] [Episode 63320]Yet, it seems Iceron's insane luck of managing to eascape most certain death had decided to favor him once again. The crystal of Iceron's coffin and scrying crystal was of a very dense composition.
he head of Omega 9 went right at Iceron's coffin dead on and hit...
And bounced right off.
Yes, the magically-enhanced crystal was denser than the steel used to make Omega 9. So the density and forc of which the War Golem was thrown was not enough to break the crystal. True, it was enough to put a scracth into it, but no where near enough of a threat to Iceron's eternal prison.
The image of Iceron's head inside the scrying crystal had its eyebrow twitch. "What the hell is wrong with you!?"
Ranma was still freaking out a little... Not freaking out per say, more like running around Iceron's lab, acting like a cat. This caused his 'teammates' to reevaluate him.
Kuno, as usual, rationalized that Ranma was a demon. True, Tatewaki was now more monsterous-looking himself as some sort of huge hybrid of mammoth and man, but he was able to over-look it. He rationalized his new muscular might, his powerful trunk, huge tusks, and totally inhuman frame as divine tools handed to him so that he may have the might to take down those unworthy of heaven's light.
The Weretricerotops, Ryoga, frowned. He had seen Ranma go into Neko-Ken before. He had seen Ranma go into this before, but now,, for some reason, Ryoga fel tmore fear. He didn't understand it. Ryoga knew he was larger, stronger, more powerful than ever before... And hornier! Could not forget all the horns! Yet, eve with his styill somewhat human shaped frame, Ranma in the midst of the Neko-Ken still felt dangerous to him.
Ukyo looked at the sight with a bit of miscievous glee. So what if Ranma was acting like a cat? So what if he was destroying the lab around him? HE WAS NAKED! Ukyo was lucky when she had transformed. Her wings had destroyed her shirt around her torso quite a bit, and her tail ripped a hole in the back of her okonomiyaki chef's leotard, but she was still mostly human sized, and was still mostly clothed. Everyone else that transformed had ripped out of their clothing completely, INCLUDING RANMA!
So, Ukyo was happy and content to watch Ranma jump around, his manhood, (cathood?) bouncing around as he jumped around the lab, tearing up a few pieces of metal here and there. She could see Ranma was quite big indeed. Now she knew she had to become Ranma's loving wife, she just had to!
Akane had noticed Ranma was naked as well... She also realized she was naked too. True, she now had the largest breasts of anyone she knew of. Hell, one boob was almost as large as that idiot fiance of hers was... But still, she knew she was around known perverts. Ranma and Kuno. Both of them, Ryoga, and herself were all standing around there, NAKED AS THE DAYS THE WERE BORN!
And with Ranma running around like a wild-cat, causing his male-piece bounce around, Akane was feeling odd. She felt as if something inside her was screaming something about lunch... Sexually, or actual hunger, she wasn't sure, since she was a weretyranosaurus now. But one bit of her mind was able to come to one decision...
Ranma was being a pervert!
"RANMA NO BAKA!" Akane screamed and swung her body, using her tail like a mallet. Ranma was hit dead on, and went flying into and through the wall, causing Ranma to jettison out of Mount Fuji and into the Tokyo skyline as if he were shot out of a cannon.
"MERRRRROOOOOOWWWWWWWLLLLL!!!" *PING*!
Akane smiled. Damn, did that ever feel good.
"AKANE, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?" Ukyo screamed. She was enjoying getting such a free peep-show from Ranma.
"He was being a pervert!" Akane stated, huffing angrilly.
Normally Ukyo would retort to Akane's base rants, but there was something about Akane being a 21' tall humanoid tyranosaurus that made her hold back her tongue.
The image of Iceron's head floating in the scrying crystal frowned. "Akane, that was not wise at all."
"Why not?" Akane asked. "I showed the pervert what for!"
"But now, the element of surprise we had on our side will be ruined." Iceron stated. "Someone is bound to notice him and then the.... 'Evil' forces will be able to ready themselves once they know of a new Lycanthrope's existence. They may trace it to the idea there may be more new Lycanthropies out there, and become ready for our attack."
"So what should we do?" Akane asked.
"Go out there and find and bring back ther weresmilodon BEFORE someone sees him!" Iceron shouted.
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Ranma traveled through the Tokyo skyline with the greatest of ease. He was so used to being sent through Lower Earth Orbit that it became second nature to him. And now that the Neko-Ken training had settled in mentally once more, he took to his landing like any cat would.
Ranma, upon descesion, managed to land gracefully like a wildcat on his hands and feet...
In the middle of an open cafe in the heart of Tokyo.
There was chaos and confusion as men and women ran... Of course a few woman stayed a minute or two to get a look at the werecat's manhood, and then they went to running.
Yes people, the weresmilodon Ranma had landed!
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