"What is she doing? 'Strangle the mop' or 'tie me up and whip me good'?" Sanri asked in Underdark and then began trying to translate that into the Auld Elvish that the older human girl seemed to favor.
"I thought it was 'Table Dance For Two' or maybe 'Put your armor on'," said Unri after studying the motions briefly. "Or is that a strap on?"
Akane did her pantomime of "You two should put clothes on because Ranma is such a pervert you'll need to protect yourselves!" and was rewarded with genuinely puzzled looks. In Japanese, Akane explained that was what she was trying to convey.
"Akane, it looked more like you were trying to say 'dirty dance while playing the guitar'," suggested Nabiki, her thoughts turning briefly away from gold as she stared at her sister.
"I thought it was 'I've got an elephant in my pajamas'," complained Ranma.
"Actually Sanri tells me that they think they understood what you were trying to say and now they'll dance for you," said Kasumi.
"Huh?!" Akane asked. "How could they not understand that?!"
Finger cymbals chimed and the two began their dance, this time centering on the loud girl who was obviously one of their Master's associates. Or a particularly ill-mannered servant. Perhaps a fellow adventurer? Whatever. It was something to do.
They undulated and gyrated and moved through the motions of their dance, slowly moving so that they finally were up against the loud one. Glances at their Master told them that he was raptly watching the show (staring in stunned disbelief) and hadn't complained (was too utterly stunned to speak even to put foot in mouth) and therefore approved.
As for the girl, she was now glowing to their heat-senses and hadn't moved an inch (too embarassed and shocked to move) so she must have wanted this. They could tell from observable signs, in fact, that she was becoming aroused (as well as embarrassed and shocked) very quickly. Sanri ended by coming up behind the girl and hugging her lightly from behind while Unri did the same from the girl's front, letting their heat soak into the formerly-loud girl.
Nabiki stared. While nothing overt, every move had darn near screamed sex. If she had gotten a video of that dance, she'd be filthy obscenely disgustingly rich. Which was exactly how Nabiki would like it.
Akane twitched as the two released her and took a step back in unison.
Akane twitched again.
(ZOOOM!) "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" (SLAM!)
"Aw crap, I was hoping to get a bath myself," said Ranma as Akane locked herself in the bathroom. On seeing people staring at him, his reply was simple. "What?!"
(Posted Sun, 17 Aug 2003 13:25)
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