"Bad Fluffy! What did I tell you about bringing your friends home! Just look at this place, it's ruined!" Roger scolded the rock.
Dave whimpered over a tall pile of ash, the deceased remains of his precious notes, "All that work.. test next week.. all that WORK! ARRRRGH"
"So this is how my life will end?" he sighed to himself, "Surrounded by idiots, can't run home because my moms a dictatorish bitch that I love anyway, and Marsha.." he blinked. "And now me and Marsha can move into our own apartment!" he crowed! Yes! At least some good came from this! No more laser boy Dave, or the Were-Coyote who isn't a Were-coyote with a pet rock and a living hand bent on world destruction as room mates! YES!
***
Moroni couldn't help but chuckle internally. Not four months ago the students dormitory had burnt down in a freak accident, and already the spare apartments had been destroyed in a freak accident involving a rock, a highly volatile goo monster, and a surplus grenade everyone thought was a dud. Oh how he loved teasing his students through their suffering.
"With the destruction of the spare apartments, the school has arranged for temporary housing for the students who lost their already temporary homes in the fire blast yesterday. You'll find the address listed on the back of the pamphlets I handed out."
Mike grumbled. He had thought Marsha would go for the whole 'Shack up' idea, but she didn't want to leave her roomies behind. Damn April, Damn Margaret, damn em all. Uncoiling his left arm, which was actually a purple tentacle, complete with suction pods and all, he raised his appendage.
"Yes, Mr. Green? Is there a question?"
"Yeah!" he snapped, "Tell me I'm not gonna be shacked up with these losers again! I swear, I'll go nuts!"
Dave rolled his eyes, "He's the sociopath and he calls us nuts?"
"Wha? He's a psychopath?" Roger deadpanned, scooting his seat just abit away from Mike, "Why didn't you ever tell me!"
"That's sociopath, Roger." Dave groaned.
Roger blinked, before snapping his fingers, "This is a nonsense contest, isn't it?"
Moroni rolled his eyes, "I'm sure your exaggerating, however.. I'm sure Steve wouldn't mind rooming with you. Right Steve."
"And then you place the sacrificial tentacle on the altar, and speak the words to summon his unholyness before you!" Steve cackled, hovered over a thick book with a pentagram on it.
Mike curled his tentacle up into what would past for a fist, if tentacles had such things. "You do realize, I'll have to kill him.."
Moroni coughed, chuckling nervously. Man, that kid had some serious anger issues.
***
Marsha sighed, packing what little remained of her clothing from that huge freakish explosion. "I never thought we'd have to move again, and so soon to!"
"Pfeh. I've been waiting for those idiots to blow this place up for along time!" Margaret snorted, patting some soot from her "DIE!" shirt. Unlike Marsha, most of her crap got destroyed in the inferno.
"Speaking of idiots." April frowned, "You don't think we'll end up living next to them again, do you?"
"Oh god I hope not! Dave gives me the creeps! All the staring.." Margaret growled.
"Awww.. you think he's cute, admit it!"
"April. Read my shirt." Margaret deadpanned.
Marsha sighed, "I'll miss Mike..."
***
Later:
"Whoa.. this place is even bigger then the last one!" Roger grinned, quickly tearing through the new apartment. "OH MY GOD! MY VERY OWN BED! NO MORE SLEEPING IN THE TUB! BUAHAHAHAHA"
Dave shrugged his pack off, "Y'know Mike, this place is bigger then the other. What gives? Didn't think the school would spring for something like this."
Mike remained absolutely still.
Dave waved his hand in front of Mike's face, "Uh.. Mike? Hello? Any idiots there?"
No response.
Dave frowned. That was weird. Mike had always been a bit of an ass, but he was a tough ass. Just freezing like that wasn't his style. He blinked, spying a letter sitting on the floor. Reaching down and picking it up, he began to read.
***
In an apartment not ten feet away...
"Hey April? What's that letter say?"
***
"To the residents of 504/505.
In order to pay for your new housing, we have accepted two none students into our housing program. Your new roommate will be arriving within the week.
Please.. don't scare them away, we can't afford the damages you have caused/contributed in. Simply put. If they go, you go.
Housing Administration"
***
"Hey guys.." Roger came out of the bedroom with a serious frown, "There's an extra bed in here. What's that for?"
THUDTHUD
Mike and Dave both collapsed, gibbering something about "No more! No more! INSANE! INSANE! AAARRRGH!"
***
Across the hall.
Marsha brightened, "Oooh! A new roommate! I wonder what she's like?!"
April shrugged, "Who knows? Hopefully she won't be anything like the guys."
Margaret hmmed, "Suicide is always an option.." the others ignored her.
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