Ranma: Ryoga! Where is the Tendo Dojo!
Ryoga: You mean the Tendo Ranch, our most notorius enemy?
Ranma: Enemy?
Ryoga: They steal girls off people and sell them to people after they recieve Lv. 5 programming and some facial alterations to keep the original tamers from noticing!
Ranma: Where is it?
Ryoga: I'll take you there but I cannot enter because I have been marked as a fugitive by the league, it's 1 mile south of here come on...
one month later...
Ryoga: Damn could've sworn it was here somewhere.
Shampoo: Umm, is that place we start?
Ranma: You have no sense of direction in this world either do you?
Ryoga: No, I know it was here somewhere.
Ranma: Which way is north?
Ryoga(Pointing): That way.
Ranma: Thanks, (heads that direction.)
Ryoga: Wait the ranch is to the south!
Ranma: Exactly.
10 minutes later...
Ranma: Is that it?
Ryoga: Yeah that's it I'll wait out here.
Ranma and his girls set out for the ranch and knock on the door. The door opens as a Tomboy slowly opens the door. She takes one look at Ranma and freaks.
Voice from inside: Who is it whore?!
Tomboy: It's Master Ranma.
Voice: Come right in my boy, what did you bring us today?
Ranma carefully walks in and looks around the court yard, the are was littered with ball chains and shackles, most of them were attached to pokegirls but some were empty. Ranma walks up to the open door where two men sit playing shogi.
Thin man: Ahh Ranma, what would bring you here today.
Bald fat man: hmph, son you don't seem to have any girls to give us. Why are you wasting your time here?
Ranma: Where's Akane, Nabiki, and Kasumi?
Soun: My "Daughters"? Humph, they are in the back but you know you are not allowed to have them until you are worthy, and Akane just opened the door!
Genma: Boy, are you starting to loose it? Because if you are I'll take the liberty in knocking some sense into you!
Genma stands up and calls out his girls as Soun also stands up to call the girls.
(Posted Mon, 10 Jan 2005 18:34)
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