"I do!" Grave spoke-up cheerfully.
Sheila raised an eyebrow. "You do?"
"Yessir!" Grave said with a catty grin. "Sex! And lots of it!"
Before either Sheila or Ranma could say anything to that, Grave was already on top of Ranma, kissing the pigtailed boy all over the face.
Ranma was surprised at Grave's forwardness, but for some odd reason, he could find himself being able to shrug it off and just kiss back, enjoying her presence. Damn, did there ever seem to be something addictive about being with a werecheetah. Silky soft fur and very passionate.
Sheila groaned and slapped herself in the face as Grave and Ranma were making out, feeling each other up right in front of her. "This is un-freakin'-believable..." Sheila thought in disbelief. Sighing, Sheila just shook her head in resignation. "Ah well... At least this can't get any weirder..."
As soon as Sheila had said that, the door to the room began to slide open. Standing in the doorway was a nice, gentle-seeming woman in an apron, and chestnut-brown hair.
"Ranma," Kasumi began, "It's time for breakfast!"
After a few moments, Kasumi realized what was going on around her. She seemed unphased by it as she just shruged, and smiled like she always did. "Oh my, Ranma-kun, you didn't tell me you were having company over. I would have made sure to prepare more for breakfast."
Having stoppe dmaking-out with Grave, Ranma blushed a little in embarassment. There was always someting about Kasumi that could grab someone's attention, even when it had nothing to do with what was going on. "Sorry Kasumi."
"It's all right, Ranma." Kasumi said in all honesty. "Now, you and your friends should get dressed and join us downstairs for breakfast."
Ranma just sweat-dropped a little. Kasumi really did not seem rattled by this scene at all. "Uh, sure thing, Kasumi."
Kasumi smiled. "Good. I'll try to make a little more food. Please try to make sure you get to school on time."
And with that, the eldest Tendo sister left the doorway, and slid the door closed, leaving Ranma, Grave, and Sheila staring at her.
Blinking her eyes once, twice, thrice, Sheila was working her jaw, trying to make a sound. This was just too unbelievable to her. Finally, she was able to find her voice. "Doesn't ANYONE react to naked people normally around here!?"
Grave just chuckled a bit. "I'll be damned. I knew from the manga that Kasumi was great at keeping her cool when everything else around her is pretty strange, but this is a whole new record for her."
Ranma just nodded his head to that. "I agree. I've always known her to keep calm in a crisis, but I admit, this surprises even me."
Sheila groaned. "Why doesn't any of this make any sense?"
"Hey, this is the life of Ranma Saotome." Grave said. "Nothing is supposed to make sense."
Smirking in a feline manner, Grave started straddling Ranma's hips. "Now, where were we?"
Sheila stared at Grave. "Don't you have any sense of dececy?"
"And why should I when I have such a cutie here?" Grave asked.
"As soon as he and his three lady friends finsihed getting dressed, father."
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(Posted Sat, 30 Aug 2003 03:13)
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