Hssssss-sput!
Though he had to dodge lizard spit a couple of times.
Hssss. GAKKK!
Having forced the lizard's mouth closed in mid spit, Ranma watched the lizard begin gagging on its own spit before flicking the beastie up into the air. Grabbing the tail, he began flicking the lizard at its fellows until the tail came off in his hand.
"Pfeh, they don't make giant monster spitting lizards like they used to," complained Ranma as he kicked one in the head hard enough that it arced up into the trees. The rest of the lizard just fell over.
Ranma headed toward the building. He wasn't sure he wanted to try eating lizard yet.
Sailor Ordnance lazed back and considered her options.
The Chinese Amazon had stopped yelling at least, because it had finally penetrated with her that absolutely nobody there spoke Chinese.
Ah. This would do. Sailor Ordnance stood atop the running triceratops and looked back at the tyrannosaurus that was still urging the stampede onward.
"Rustic Chinese villages are a tourist attraction that should be appreciated,
Not crushed and trampled and their property depreciated!
In the name of love, justice, and heavy firepower, I will punish you!
Rocket's Red Glare!"
Cleanser was just wondering what to do (besides hold on) when the short-skirted girl stood up and began saying something to the big lizard with the big teeth chasing the herd of big horned lizards.
Then with a crackle of electricity, a large weapon appeared in the girl's hands and she fired two missiles at the big toothy lizard!
The lizard blew up quite satisfactorily, with a really surprised looking head sailing off to land at least two hundred meters away.
Cleanser smiled nicely at the clearly insane but powerful martial artist.
"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a cute chef?" Kodachi asked.
Shampoo stuck her head up briefly. "Thirty two." Shampoo's head went back to her task.
"Nnnnnghhhh," said Ukyo.
"Ah, now the world knows," wisely opined Kodachi.
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