Red Rover: Other girls? Be careful what you sign Ranma! [Episode 6589]

by Kestral

"Other girls?" Ranma's danger sense was going off at that.

"Oh yes, you wouldn't believe the run of business we had just a few hours ago," the clerk waved it off. "In the case of Akane and Ukyo, they paid at time of service and both put down your name in the Owner field. You're a very lucky man sir."

"Yeah, lucky," repeated Ranma, not feeling at all lucky.

"And then we got in this other girl who did the same thing. How very strange. You must be quite the local celebrity," said the clerk, "though originally she said she was looking for Akane. She soon realized exactly what a wonderful service we provide."

"Yeah, wonderful," repeated Ranma, the flesh creeping along his spine as "Sham-sham" gave him a piteous look. "Yeah, I... I guess I ought to take the k-k-k-kitty too."

"Excellent choice, sir," the clerk produced a set of papers which was identical except for the name of the pet and their breed.

Name: Akane Tendo Owner: Ranma Saotome
Species: Akita Option Package: Good Girl
Training: Yes Shots: Yes
Papers: Yes Accessories: Package #2
I, the undersigned owner, agree that I have read and understand the terms in conditions listed below.

I will not:

  • abandon or otherwise neglect my pet. Pet owning is a pleasure and responsibility. If unable to care for my pet, not counting temporary involuntary conditions such as the owner's illness, she will be returned to Furries 4 U as soon as possible.
  • beat or otherwise abuse my furry, except where discipline is required.
  • subject my pet to medical experimentation or other gross mistreatment of the furry. No dining, skinning, or similar mistreatments. Furries 4 U maintains a strict recall policy if such mistreatments are detected.

I understand that I must:

  • provide and care for my pet. This includes, but is not limited to, food, shelter, and affection.
  • be the dominant and responsible one for my pet. Pet owners need to be strict at times and let their pet know when irresponsible behavior is being displayed.
Ranma read through the Akane one, saw that the part he was supposed to sign off on was the same in each case, and began signing. All the while trying to figure out how to deal with this.

After signing, he noticed the name at the top of the last page. It was:

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(Posted Tue, 22 Oct 2002 13:47)

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