The Dread Conspiracies of
NERV, SEELE, The New
World Order, & Pepsi Corporation have been dealt a
serious blow. The Spells R Us Wizard, not wanting a
future where he was reduced to red goo, sold Shinji a
powerful artifact known as the Statuette of Miao Nyan
Mew. This statuette has the ability to use some of the
power of the ancient cat goddess to create followers
of hers - the Catgirl Legions Of Cute and Cuddling.
The Forces Of Darkness have
been surprised by the
sudden disappearances and the corruption of their
own resources though the element of surprise has at
last been lost and now Dark Emperor Gendo is about
to marshall his Stormtroopers to implement his evil
plans. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . .
Gendo stared for a few moments at the group of agents he'd called into his office. "Might I ask why you are all wearing Stormtrooper armor from the 'Star Wars' movies?"
"We got your memo regarding the new uniforms for Section 2, Sir," said one of the Stormtroopers, saluting smartly.
"Right," said Gendo. "Should have seen this coming. Inevitable I suppose."
The Stormtrooper wisely didn't mention the German SS uniforms they were all wearing underneath the armor.
Gendo clicked on the pictures that a surveillance team had taken. "There are over twenty Rei Ayanami out there. With cat ears and cat tails, but they are none the less Rei Ayanami. Capture those you can. Kill those you cannot capture. They cannot be allowed to roam free."
"Yes, Sir!"
"I have ordered the real Rei and the other pilots to remain in their apartments," said Gendo. "Katsuragi can keep an eye on them."
"Sir, we received word from Katsuragi that she and Asuka would be joining with Shinji at Rei's apartment," said the Stormtrooper in charge.
Gendo frowned but nodded. He hadn't gone through all of his messages so it could very well be there in the mountain of spam flooding his computer. "Very well. Get to it. They may require supplies so inquire discreetely. Make sure nobody enters or leaves the building though."
Misato swallowed as Shinji began work on Asuka. Shinji was... big.
It was obvious that he wasn't becoming a catboy since he should have tail and ears at this point, but rather something else that served as counterpoint to the catgirls. Where catgirls were cute and sexy and feline, Shinji was toned and muscular and most definitely male, but most of his body hair was GONE. Like a weightlifter's shaved appearance.
Misato found herself wanting to lick Shinji clean. Then she shrugged. Why not?
"SS Uniforms?" asked Balthazar.
"It seemed appropriate," admitted Caspar.
"How's progress on your project?" Balthazar asked Melchior.
"Do not adjust your set. We control the horizontal. We control the vertical," quoted Melchior. "We have signal! All your base belong to us!"
"What about the Lillith Effect?" Balthazar asked.
"She's putting forth Her will," said Melchior. "The effect of which has not yet been determined. In order to affect a true Third Impact, other means would have to be utilized. Instead, other than her conversion, we have these 'micro-impacts' caused when one of the Rei Ayanami achieves her union with her chosen."
"I see that Kensuke Aida and Rei Kirby are discussing guns, however the conversion being handled by Hikari Horaki seems to be progressing fairly well," noted Caspar. "Touji Suzahara has some decent stamina. The few Rei who have gotten together with Shinji seem to be making progress as well."
"With his conversion, the process of evolving the human race past their current dead end seems to be progressing nicely," said Balthazar. "Hmmm. There we go."
"What have you got playing on Channel 9 now?" Caspar asked curiously. "Ranma 1/2 crossed with Three's Company? Hasn't that been done somewhere before?"
"Not on TV," said Balthazar. "Besides, Channel 9 ad revenue is increasing hourly due to the number of people tuning in. 3 1/2's Company is going to be a big one."
"I was rather fond of your Oh My Goddess + Little House On The Prairie combination myself," admitted Melchior. "All Warm And Fuzzy."
"Little Shrine On The Prairie? That was rather nice, wasn't it?" Balthazar couldn't help but feel a little pride there in between the processor bars.
"It has a lot of heart," agreed Caspar. "Good potential."
Captain Spaulding had finished sending off the faxes and followed a trail of mysteriously unlocked (computer controlled) doors.
On seeing a 90 foot tall catgirl in a school uniform apparently playing a to-scale Game Boy, he was about ready to turn around and leave.
"Hey, you any good at video games?"
Captain Spaulding turned slowly to find the all-white giantess regarding him. "Who me?"
"Not anyone else around this joint, and its pretty boring just by my self," pointed out the colossal girl. "I could watch TV, I suppose."
"What kind of videogame?" Captain Spaulding asked, intrigued now that it was fairly obvious that this wasn't an evil spy-eating giantess.
"Oh it's a quest sort of game. You know the basic standard plot. Evil sorcerer, though he's more of an evil conspiracy nut using technology nobody really understands, with the backing of another evil organization that is using him but plans to betray him. Your character has to stop him before he destroys all of the world and converts all humans to red goo."
"Fairly standard plotline then," admitted Captain Spaulding. "Are you stuck?"
"Yeah. Kinda," said Lillith. "By the way, my name's Lillith. You help me out with this and I'll get you out of here before Commander Ikari finds out you're down here."
"Okay, Lillith, let's see," said Captain Spaulding, wondering what questions he should be asking.
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