"ahhhh-taaaa!" said Ranma, thrusting two fingers up into the soft place under the critter's jaw while dodging the claws.
More dinos charged from the sides as the one lizard started choking.
Ranma grinned. He couldn't do this with his regular opponents. But he'd been itching to try this ever since he'd borrowed that "Fist Of The Northstar" (Hokuto No Ken) tape. If he tried this with people he'd either kill them or at least be made fun of for trying to do manuevers in a comic book. Homicidal lizards weren't gonna tell nobody.
"Ah-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-AH TAAAAA!"
Lizards started falling over. Okay, maybe it was because he'd broken bones and stuff and not done some fancy exploding pressure point. It was still kinda amusing though.
"Hsssss," hisssed a still standing lizard.
"Heh, you are already dead," proclaimed Ranma.
"Hsssshaaaa," argued the lizard starting forward.
Circle kick. Krak!
"Okay, now you're dead," corrected Ranma.
A few minutes later the smell of roasting lizard began wafting through the complex.
"Well, I can sort of understand their point," said Yuka as the Amazon Village receded in the distance.
"Yeah, not a lot of tourist places and there may be a market for these critters," agreed Sayuri.
"I don't know, Chinese Amazons herding dinosaurs just seems kind of strange," said Akane.
"So where are we going now?" Tigger asked.
"Is there any chance we can get some honey?" asked Pooh.
"I'm not getting you down, am I?" Eeyore asked the Amazon driving the cart.
"(Crazy foreigners,)" said Cleanser. At least she only had to take them as far as the first bus stop.
(Posted Thu, 11 Sep 2003 12:15)
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