Sailor Moon stared mournfully at her friends. “I… I’m sorry, I failed you guys.”
“You didn’t fail us, Meatball head! We were all outsmarted. We should have seen the illusions for what they were. It’s obvious in retrospect that none of us could be taken down that easily, regardless of what kind of ‘super-youma’ was used. So we were all captured, one by one. None of us saw it coming,” Mars said kindly.
“Yeah, I regret nothing! Well, except for the fact that I’ll never get the chance to meet the right man and have his babies.” Venus’ eyes sparkled sadly as she thought about the loss of any chance for romance.
“B-babies?” Beryl stuttered, her crystal ball almost falling from her hand.
Sensing weakness, Mars tried to capitalize on it. “Yeah, lots of babies. Adorable little children with my hair and their father’s eyes.”
Beryl slowly began to smile, her eyes flickering between red and blue.
“I always wanted to run a bake shop.” Jupiter broke in, causing Mercury to wince, as it appeared for a moment that she hadn’t quite caught on to what was going on. “And I’d have a daughter to teach the business to. She’d look so cute in her little apron.”
Black energy began to seep out of the crystal ball, seeking to reinforce Metalia’s will.
A voice came from one of the halls branching off from the throne room, “I said, ‘Hey, Pops, it looks like mom has been possessed by a class IV vampiric entity and he says, ‘No, it’s just that time of the month.’ I said, ‘But she’s got glowing red eyes and is floating a foot off the ground!’ and he says, ‘Yeah, she tends to do that, why do you think I took a ten year training mission?’ Stupid panda!”
The Inners stared at the pig tailed martial artist as he strolled into Beryl’s polar fortress like it was the local arcade.
“Mom, I have to ask, are you possessed, cause chaining a bunch of cute girls to the wall can mean a couple of different things and right now I’m really hoping for possessed.”
Beryl didn’t answer, engaged in a staring match with a pair of blue eyes that were glaring at her from inside a crystal ball, black and blue energy struggling back and forth across her body with the black slowly subduing the blue.
“Wow, what a hunk!” Venus purred, staring at Beryl’s son with a lustful gaze.
“Yeah, he looks much better than my old sempai,” Jupiter breathed, cheeks flushed.
“I-I wouldn’t m-mind having children with that guy,” Mercury stuttered, watching Beryl’s reaction intently, as the other stared at her in shock.
A torrent of blue energy poured out of Beryl’s body, pushing the black energy into the hand holding the crystal ball.
Walking over to the girls he scratched the back of his back head nervously. “I’m Ranma Satome. Sorry about all of this.”
The girls rubbed their wrists as each were freed, by Ranma simply snapping the shackles like they were nothing.
“MOON-“ Sailor Moon began only to find her mouth covered by Ranma’s hand.
“None of that! My mom deserves a chance to fight it for herself.”
“But it’s too powerful! There is no way a human can resist that kind of power,” Mercury protested, cheeks still glowing from her earlier comment.
“Really?” Ranma grinned. “Watch and learn. Hey, Mom! Ask it what it thinks of grandbabies.”
Beryl looked at Ranma and then returned her gaze to the eyes inside the crystal ball.
Silence reigned as everyone waited for the response.
“What?! You would deny me the chance for grandbabies?!?!” Beryl screamed, the crystal beginning to crack in her white knuckled grip. “Then you shall die!”
The Inners stared, wide eyed as Beryl flung the crystal ball against the wall, an echoing scream heralding Metalia’s destruction.
“Mom, you ok now?” Ranma asked, worriedly.
Beryl smiled gently at her son, eyes still red and hovering a foot off the ground. “Of course dear, how could I be anything but great with a wonderful son like you?”
“Well… you’re still floating a foot off the ground and your eyes are glowing red.”
“My sweet naïve young boy, what has Genma been teaching you? When a woman reached puberty…”
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