Ranma's body went rigid, his heart filled with dread, his mind busy building thick, impenetrable walls around itself. It's happening... again!
Sighing, Miki reluctantly stood up and went to grab Ranma and drag him to an empty seat, before he made a spectacle of herself, again. Ginta's proclamation and Ranma's subsequent handling of Ginta's posterior and it's relation to the offense of Miki's own tender posterior has started rumours which made her blush. There was even an older girl who caught her before she managed to dash into the school and asked her how she managed not to walk bowlegged after that. The confused and questioning glances her friend, Meiko cast her way were making things even worse. What was her friend thinking of her? She had not had time to explain things to Meiko, as she was almost late getting to class.
By sheer luck, or convenience (really a few thinly veiled threats and twisted arms by a concerned father, but she didn't need to know that) there was an empty seat just beside her. Plopping Ranma unceremoniously in a heap into the chair, Miki sat down in her seat. Just in time to hear a new wave of rumours spreading. She was able to catch only a few words, like "familiar", "handle" and "tender posterior", but it was enough to make her blush and fuel the rumours even more.
In her seat beside her, Meiko was staring at her wide-eyed. Miki sighed and tried to think of something, anything, to say to her friend, when she was interrupted by a low, painful "Noooo!" from her other side. Both Miki and Meiko looked at Ranma, to see him pulling upright in his chair, putting his head into his hands and chanting "No! No! Not again!"
Miki was the first to speak. "Not... again? What's the problem, Ranma?"
Ranma's chanting stopped and he rigidly turned his head towards her. A pair of captivating, blue, terror filled orbs caught her eyes and held them.
"He is cute when he's terrified," thought Miki. Suddenly, her heart was thumping, and a strange desire to reach and tear away the cobwebs of fear and terror from those achingly beautiful, blue pools and have them light up with passion and desire and...
"Yes! Again!" croaked Ranma in annoyance, "Pop has been teaching in a school before. When I went to Junior High... the horror! You'll wish you just had a bruised ass! We all will!"
...why is she so unlucky they are attached to a crude, insensitive jerk who drops ladies on their ass posteriors?
Miki turned away from Ranma and tried hard to suppress both her excellent hearing, which picked up stuff like "paddle", "doing it so hard they got bruises", "kinky", and her re-emerging blush.
"Hmph! I don't see what is so bad about Uncle Saotome teaching. He probably knows how to treat ladies. Strange, but his son never learned that. "
Ranma's eyes widened. "Oh no! You are like them! Not another pervert!"
Before Miki managed to die from her blush overheating or embarassment she was interrupted.
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(Posted Wed, 23 Oct 2002 12:35)
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