"Give me that will!"
"Guess not," Haruka sighed forlornly as she dutifilly handed over the papers. She still hadn't actually found the section on Pod People cloning anyway. Maybe Michiru would have better luck getting through the morass of subsections and appendices...
Michiru procured a pair of bifocals from... somewhere, and was now intently reading through the will, her tongue slightly visible sticking out the side of her mouth as she concentrated. "Ah, I've found chapter 6, section 7, part 7, annex 5, page 5..."
"What's it say?" Minako asked as she started doing donuts around Jadeite, who was spinning round on the spot trying to keep the car in sight as if that would somehow help him.
Michiru cleared her throat. "It says... 'I'm not actually dead you morons! Hurry up and rescue me!'"
"What?!" cried a horror-stricken Minako.
"Oh, and 'PS: Minako can keep the car. I really don't want it back in that state.'"
"Yaay!" cheered the blonde.
"Does it say where we can find her?" Haruka asked.
Michiru flipped over the page, but before she could say anything, she was distracted by loud laughter from the front, followed by a bump as the car went over something human sized. "What just happened?" she asked curiously.
Hikaru turned 'round, smiling brightly. "The evil dark general man got dizzy and fell over in the path of the car!"
"Is he dead yet?" Minako asked, nudging the younger redhead to lean out her side window and check.
Dutifully doing so, Hikaru replied, "I don't know... his legs are moving, but it might just be post-mortem muscle spasms."
"Get this fucking car off of me you crazy bitches!" a pained male voice floated up.
"Not dead enough!" Minako growled, grabbing the gear stick and reversing the car over him, then quickly switching gear and driving forward. She then repeated the process... and again... and again...
"Right... uh, anyway!" Michiru said, once again refocusing on the will and ignoring the repeated bumping of the car. "It says 'I'm not allowed to give out spoilers based on my knowledge of the future.' Well that's disappointing... oh wait, it says more!" Michiru read down the page, her eager expression quickly turning into a frown.
"What's it say?" Haruka asked eagerly, wondering if she'd be getting some of Setsuna's stuff as well. Michiru didn't reply, only thrusting the will in Haruka's face so she could read it herself. "Hmm... 'Use your stupid aqua mirror thing you ditz! Do I have to hold your hand through every little thing?! I bet I'll never get rescued at this rate. Oh, and Haruka, don't think I don't know about how 'satisfied' you were at killing my pod-copy you sicko!' Boy, Setsuna sure gets cranky when she's writing out her will, huh?"
Ignoring the activity in the back of the car, Minako stopped driving and once again asked, "Is he dead yet?"
"If I say yes will you leave me alone?" Came Jadeite's hopeful voice.
"Damn! What does it take?" Minako lamented, before suddenly brightening. "I know!" she exclaimed, leaping out of the car and pulling Jadeite's much abused body from underneath. With a practiced ease which impressed both Haruka and Michiru, the senshi of love quickly and efficiently trussed the dark general up with her Venus Loveme Chain and bundled his whimpering form in the boot.
"What was that for?" Michiru asked, unsure if she really wanted an answer.
"We can stop by the airport later and try driving a few jumbo jets over him! That's what nearly happened when Usagi and the others beat him, and I bet it would finish the job!" Minako replied, her ever present cheer reaching almost disturbing levels.
At this, Haruka started to cry. "I'm sorry for all the times we made fun of the inner senshi! You really are worthy of my respect!" the suddenly choked up girl sobbed.
Minako just smiled as she started up the car and drove away from the scene of almost inconcievable carnage that they had wrought.
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