Cocooned Ranma: Can You Hear Me Now? Good! [Episode 67819]

by Corman

Ranma sat down and shook her head a few times. She had expected many outcomes after emerging from that freaky-ass coccoon some butterfly/alien/girl thing. Fighting an armed guard or two? Sure. Going insane from the horrifying alteration made to her body? Quite possible. Having Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind one of the columns in this H. R. Giger-esqe room and yelling "Dude, you got PUNK'D!"? A little far-fetched, but maybe. She didn't, however, expect a green haired catgirl in the buff to suddenly appear in her mind and start talking. That, however, was happening.

"Hi, Krell mutate! How ya doin'?" *Other than bein' turned into some damn butterfly creature, pretty good.* Ranma thought sarcastically. "Well, I meant other than that." Ranma blinked.

*You can read my thoughts?* Digiko nodded. "It's the only safe way to communicate within the Krell's base." Ranma sighed. *So, why are you contactin' me?* Digiko struck another pose. "We're the Greatest Superhero Team Ever (No, Really)! We're helping the Frei fight the Kree armada and we need your assistance." *Alright. But I'm only helpin' you 'cause of what those bastards did to me an' Akane.* Ranma looked over at the glowing pods in the corner and sighed.

"Hey!" "Don't worry, I'm just making sure she does this right, Ko-chan." The controls apparently switched, because now there was a pink haired girl with glasses in Ranma's mind. "Can you hear me?" Ranma nodded. "Good. We need you to shut down the Krell's earth base." *How?* "You see that panel over there?" Ranma looked in the direction Rose was pointing. *The one in the corner that looks like it came from a bad Flash Gordon episode?* "That's the one. To shut down the base, you need to unscrew the bottom panel and connect the blue wire to the grey one. When it's running at 50 rods to the hog's head, turn the dial to 11 while hitting all five blue buttons at the same time." *That shuts it down?* "No, that starts the initiation sequence to begin the program to shut it down. Now, this next part gets tricky, so you may want to get a pen & paper..." Ranma groaned. Digiko's voice piped in from off-screen. "Or, she could just push the button marked "Shut Down.""

Rose blinked. Indeed, there was a giant button with a sign hanging off of it that said "Please do not push.-The Management" with a label that said Self-Destruct* on it. Rose coughed silently. "Uh, yeah, I guess you could do that."

*"Shut Down Button" copyright Duex ex Machina Corp., 1968.

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