"Dragon Pink full immersion MMPOG," Nabiki read. "Somebody did a game off of Dragon Pink?"
She groaned and started to reach out, suddenly having a brainstorm and using her off hand to click a class.
"That's it," Nabiki said as an info screen appeared. "My left hand is like a right click, and my right hand is like a left click. Well, let's see what we have here."
The fundamentals were as follows:
Fighter - best melee attack ability, good hit points. (Branch to: Martial Artist, Barbarian, Swashbuckler, Knight, Weaponmaster)
Scout - best ranged attack ability, wilderness skills. (Branch to: Thief, Ranger, Druid, Bard, Assassin)
Adept - Magic-class. (Branch to: Sorceress, Cleric, Necromancer, Psionicist, Elementalist)
Sex Slave - only class to gain experience from sex. Best hit points. weakest attack ability (Branch to: Temptress, Dancer, Actress, Prostitute, Harem Mistress)
There were other things, of course.
Like how healing speed was vastly increased by having sex. Or how the magic classes recharged mana by consuming either semen or breast milk (the implication of which was that all female characters were milking).
And there was the "sexual threshhold." It was non-existant for the Sex Slave class for the mere reason that Sex Slaves were constantly having sex anyway. But the other classes had a threshold that built up in between periods of inactivity at which point they would be driven to seek out sex with the nearest capable target. Fighters had the lowest threshold while adepts had the highest.
Everything in the game had some sort of sexual reference. Heck there was even a choice for sexual preference. Bi-sexuals had the best benefits, but their thresholds were much lower. Sex slaves, again, were automatically bi-sexual.
She sighed was on the cusp of picking one when she noticed another button.
"Exit!" she shouted. "Yes!"
Unfortunately upon clicking the exit key she was given an error message and warning.
"Error: Improper login," she read. "Attempting to logout now will have unknown side effects. Wait to achieve five levels when system will offer advanced user id and password."
"Errr..." Nabiki said.
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(Posted Wed, 17 Sep 2003 16:26)
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