Marmalade Ranma: DickingKicking Ass! [Episode 6876]

by Knight of the Manly Genma

Getting desperate from the whispers all around him, frustrated by the apparent impotence of anything he said, Ranma needed an outlet. Fast. Thankfully, a handy, even demanding, target has presented itself.

"Ginta, prepare to get your ass kicked!" grinned Ranma.

The ugly twich on Ginta's face was indication enough he shouldn't have said that. Not to mention the slight pause of the whispers around him. Or the stares he was recieving.

"You dare threaten our noble tush?!?" roared Kuno.

"Wait! It's not what you think!" stammered Ranma "I didn't mean... I mean..."

"BOY!" thundered a red-faced Genma "Stop whining! You sound like a girl!"

"A girl?!?" screamed Ranma in indignation, "Like you should speak, old man! I own your ass every morning!"

The pregnant pause after that statement was bearing an omnious undertone. A bad taste you could almost feel on your tongue.

Beside Ranma, Miki accumulated riches in blushes, as her embarassment flashed like a lighthouse. She was busy looking for a crack in the fall which would swallow her forever.

A seriously angry Genma was about to retort that winning sparring matches did not make one a martial artis, let alone a man, but was interrupted by the most eloquent memeber of Furinkan High.

"Saotome! Despoiler of Rectums! You admit to your crimes! Not only Fair Miki's and my Noble One, but the Respected Educator's posterior you have violated! I, Kuno Ginta, the Mighty Woody of Furinkan High, swear before witnesses and Kami in heavens, that I shall not rest, until I have brought the righteous vengeance of heaven upon your worthless hide for each tender derriere you have defiled!!!" heatedly proclaimed Ginta, while Genma sweated bullets after running out of toes and fingers and losing his count. He visibly relaxed after he understood Ginta was not talking about him.

"Attack of the Thousand Balls of Fury!" screamed Ginta as he launched his attack.

• Ranma jumps in the air over Ginta, only to have his pants, still bunched around his ankles, have them get entangled onto an overhead light, keeping him hanging upside down, with a stupid look on his face.
• Ranma tries to dodge to the side, but trips over his forgotten pants and falls down with a resounding splat, incidentaly dodging the attack.
• In a smooth and incredibly fast move Ranma drops down onto his back, lessens the drawstring of his pants and spreads his legs wide, cushining the incoming balls with his pants.
• Same as the above, except one of the balls found a way to join Ranma's own.
• Ranma is completely taken by surprise and gets hit by the full brunt of the attack.
• Something else happens.

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(Posted Thu, 24 Oct 2002 06:42)

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