When he came out of the pool, he had a whole new outlook on the situation. Confidence filled his being for something that wasn't exactly the martial arts. He knew that something had happened, as something felt different about him, but he didn't know what. It wasn't like he had come up with some sudden understanding, but he could feel that something was up. But for some reason, he also felt that it would be really good.
Pulling himself from the water, he glared at the panda who happened to have leapt out of the pool he sent his father into. "What do you think you're doin'?!"
"Growf!" went the panda.
"Oh great, How'm I supposed ta get an answer now?!"
"Excuse sir," interrupted the Guide, "You fall in Spring of Drowned Pervert. When hit by cold water, you is turning into pervert."
"What?! I don't fell like I'm a pervert!"
"No? Was sure that the pool. You certain?"
"Yes!"
"Oh, could be wrong. No see how though."
"Well, you are. And just what happened to my Pop?!"
"I tell you before. He fall in Spring of Drowned Panda. When hit by cold water, take body of panda."
"And how are we supposed ta get him back?!"
"Use hot water. Turn cursed person back to normal self."
"Good," the pigtailed young man said as he cracked his knuckles, "Then he can take a long hot bath... after I get done pounding him for takin' us to a place like this!"
The panda blinked and backed away from the boy while holding up a sign. [Isn't there someplace nice where we can talk about this?]
"No!"
"Well," commented the Guide, "There village of Amazon womans..."
"I don't ca... 'Amazon women'?"
"Oh yes... They very strong women with long long history."
For a moment, the young martial artist paused as varied images came to him. Some were of strong women with nice sticks and things to hit with, but most were of having a fierce and beautiful warrior woman begging to be punished for being a mean girl. That brought a strange smirk to his face as he considered what that would mean. He knew that it was strange, but the idea of a beautiful woman didn't make him jittery in the same way that it had. Instead of wanting to back away from the strange foibles of the female gender, he was finding himself having the urge to... punish them for confusing him.
Shaking his head free of the images, he looked at the Guide and nodded. "We'll be needin' ta go there. We'll need... supplies anyway."
"Is okay," the Chinese man told him, "I show you way."
"But first I show a certain panda why its a bad idea ta take us ta strange places!"
Watching his son come at him with the gleam of anger in his eye, Genma-panda looked for a way out, while:
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