Washu? Nah, being a victim of that particular problem himself Ranma couldn't just do it to his newest rival right off the bat. Besides, she was as young as him, and he didn't like to be mean to kids.
"Wait a second," Ranma mumbled before getting back onto his computer, hacking into a government controlled satellite and then using it to get detailed scans of the Masakai shrine in both the normal color and thermal variety for internal pictures. "Note to self, build better spy satellite in spare time. Complete with X-Ray vision."
"Oh my Ranma isn't that a little perverted?" Kasumi asked from her location behind him.
"HEY IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!" the child genius corrected her.
The boy stored a few pictures in a visual enhancer to help clear things up a big while letting the camera continue to run. From what he could tell the house had approximately 6 total occupants, assuming Washu's lab was like his own and she was in subspace at the moment. Two females in the living room were giving off rather large amounts of body heat that Ranma could recognize as battle auras while a shorter one hung out in what had to be the kitchen and another was resting in what must of been the living room, probably watching TV. All of them female judging by their outline.
"Hello now, what have we here?" Ranma mumbled as he noticed the rather overdone obbassan floating in the air thanks to the thermal scans.
A small smile crept across Ranma's face when he noticed a lone figure appearing on the side that was obviously meant for people of the male variety. From what Ranma could tell, he was male, and it seemed the only one living in the house. (Yosho lives in the shrine and Ranma hasn't scanned it yet)
So, in a moment Ranma's super intelligent mind quickly did the math.
2(angry girls with good battle auras) + small out of the way helper girl + super genius girl + X /one guy = the story of Ranma's life or a reasonable copy.
X is unknown girl in living room property ranges from out of the way sister to another angry girl with good battle aura, either way no real effect on equation.
Ranma didn't even need his infinite IQ to give him an idea this time. "And the opening prank is mine! FIRE ONE!"
Meanwhile in China the Jusenkyo guide blinked as he saw the spring of drowned girl decrease to about half its usual amount. At the same time various store clerks scratched their heads as the ice chest that had just finished filling up became mysteriously empty.
Back a the Masaki Shrine Tenchi sighed in contentment as he submerged himself in the hot water, glad to be done with today’s chores and training.
However the rare moment of peace didn't last long with a dimensional hole suddenly opened above him, dropping in a least two tons of ice into the water to make Tenchi feel like he was taking a swim in the artic, then about seven gallons of water.
Immediately Tenchi grabbed his arms and his teeth begin to chatter. 'This must have been what Washu meant by that stupid prank war comment' he thought to himself. "That Ranma guy could of at least made sure to..."
Tenchi suddenly stopped as he realized something was VERY wrong with his voice. It was much...higher than usual. He reached up with the intention of feeling if some sort of strange device had attached itself to him when strangely, he ran into an obstacle along the way.
The cold water had nothing to do with the chill that was running up Tenchi's spin as 'he' closed 'his' eyes and suddenly started to feel said vertical speed bump. 'Oh no' Tenchi thought, remembering from various experiences with Ryoko the general shape and feel of what was now in 'his' hand.
Finally, the Jurian looked down at her newly acquired chest, that could give Ryoko's a run for its money, and did what any normal part alien with multiple girls after him in his situation would do.
She screamed.
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