Shaking his tush, he wailed into the showerhead, "Love's going to leave me!"
Turning the water off, he toweled off, and stepped into the room, humming to himself merrily. Picking up his nightwear, he picked up his song once more. "I'm too sexy for my shirt," he cried into the room, the echo repeating, "too sexy for my shirt," quietly. "So sexy that it hurts!" he exclaimed, waltzing over to his night table.
"And I'm too sexy for my hat," he sang merrily, pulling on his nightcap. "Too sexy for my hat... what do you think about that?"
Putting up a framed picture of a werecheetah on his nightstand, he cooed to it softly, "I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat." Sighing deeply, he kissed the tips of his fingers, brushing them against the picture. "Poor pussy... poor pussy cat."
Yawning hugely, he mumbled, getting under the covers, "I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love." His hand reached for the light switch, and he flicked it, sending the room into darkness. "Love's going to leave me," the man sang, and pulled his arm back, accidentally hitting it against the glass of water on his nightstand and upturning it.
That same hand sneaked back from beyond the protection of the warm blanket, and threw a wooden sign into the corner of the room, where it rebounded from a potted plant before settling on the floor face up, proudly proclaiming, "And I'm too sexy for this fur!"
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