“I have just the girl in mind...” Artemis said with a sly grin. “Zig Zag, the uniquely patterned Skunk-girl!”
“Heh.” Bastet laughed to herself. “You do realize her grandfather was a Siberian Tiger Furry, right?” Bastet asked in all seriousness. “Not that I mind of course, since that means Ranma will still get a cat-girl... In a sense...”
“I know,” Artemis said. “After all, I figured I’d ‘throw you a bone’ so to speak.”
Bastet frowned a little. “You know I dislike dog jokes.”
“Sorry,” Artemis said in all honesty. “I couldn’t resist.”
Bastet grumbled a little bit, but she mostly kept her mouth shut. At least Artemis was using a Skunk-girl that had some tiger blood in her.
It was then that Toltirr butted in. “But do you think it would work?” Toltirr asked seriously. She comes from a world completely inhabited by Furs. She wouldn’t know what to make of Ranma when she first met him.”
“But my dear Toltirr, that makes it all the more fun,” Artemis said. “Trying to see them adapt to each other’s presence will be quite a sight to behold,” Artemis turned to look at her fellow goddess, “Wouldn’t you agree, Bastet?”
Bastet pouted a little. “I don’t know...”
Artemis’s smile widened. “And remember, Zig Zag is the head of ‘Double Z Studios’.”
“So?” Bastet asked.
“It’s a Porno studio.” Artemis answered bluntly. “And she was formerly an adult actress.”
Bastet smirked a little. “Hmm... Cat-girl heritage and kinky skills all in a Skunky package,” Bastet said in excitement. “Artemis, however do you think of these things?”
Shrugging her shoulders, Artemis said, “I just do.”
Toltirr meanwhile, just smiled to himself. Looks like things were going to get chaotic for Ranma again. And that was the sort of thing the Elder God of Chaos THRIVED in. “Happy days are here again.”
(------)
It was evening in Nerima, as one could see by the orange sky. Ranma sighed as he sat underneath the old underpass.
Things had gotten hectic again, and Ranma was just trying to avoid the Tendo Dojo and those from it at all costs... At least for awhile. Thanks to a few comments about his thoughts on Akane’s cooking, Ranma was now trying to hide out from an angered tomboy and a pair of psychotic patriarchs.
“Damn. Nothing’s ever simple,” Ranma muttered in disgust. Why did people always have to set themselves on the side against him? Not like he wanted any of this crap. Besides, Ranma was going to REFUSE to be a guinea pig for Akane’s ‘culinary concoctions’. Those things were a death sentence and more.
“They’re practically a form of inhuman torture,” Ranma chuckled. He’d be damned if he let himself be railroaded into eating whatever Akane created in the kitchen. “I’m surprised that the stuff I’ve eaten already hasn’t caused me to hallucinate.”
Just as Ranma said that, Ranma noticed a weird swirling vortex open up beside him. Ranma rolled his eyes and muttered, “Me and my big mouth.”
Ranma didn’t get to do anything else as a form was thrown out of swirling vortex and collided with him, causing Ranma to slide down incline of land a bit, before coming to a stop halfway.
Rubbing the back of his head, Ranma wondered what the hell hit him...
And then he saw the female figure laying on the incline beside him. She didn’t look human. She looked like a humanoid skunk... Only she didn’t have a skunk patter. She was white with black stripes. “Must be a delayed effect of Akane’s cooking I’ve eaten previously,” Ranma rationalized.
Zig Zag groaned as she started to awaken. Damn did her body hurt. Last she knew she was just going to sit down in on of the production shoots and then... Nothing.
Ranma sat up as soon as he heard the girl moaning. He crawled over to her. “Hey, you all right?” He asked in genuine concern.
Shaking her head to clear the dizziness she felt, Zig Zag looked at Ranma and blinked her eyes once, then twice. “Great. You’re one of those weirdos that shaves their fur, aren’t you?”
Ranma just stared at the girl in shock and asked the ever-important question.
“Huh?”
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