When the deck vanished!
"Hehehehehehehehe," chortled Happosai as he looked over the Deck in his hands. "Let's see what one of these cards actually does."
Poof!
The deck suddenly reappeared in the book.
Soun and Genma spent a moment looking wildly around. No sign of Happosai.
"Oh, Saotome! What a wondrous day!" Soun exclaimed, rivers of tears splashing from his face.
"Growf," complained Genma as one of those streams triggered his change into a panda.
Soun continued to carry on as if he'd won a reprieve from a death sentence. "Not only will one of these cards unite the two houses, it has removed the dread Master from our lives!"
[I knew rescuing those elves would be a good idea.] Genma indicated with a sign.
"EEEEEK!" "EEEEEP!" "KILL IT! CUT OUT ITS HEART!"
"Sweeeet!"
"Lightning Bolt!" "Huh? Hey I'm in the waaaaaaghhhh!"
"Now you see me, now you don't!"
"He's gone invisible! Call out the hell hounds!" "Someone put out the fires! And stop casting area effect spells damnit!"
"This is fabulous, simply fabulous!"
There were things to be said about Happosai. Most of which you could not repeat in polite company.
"Ice Storm!" "No, don't cast that in here!"
"Heee heee heee, frozen priestess for me!"
Most of which came down to the fact that he was supremely competent martial artist who had devoted his life to the creation of a martial arts school devoted to letting him get away with debauchery.
"AGHHHH! GET IT OFF!"
"All of you have silky darlings! Not one cotton or lycra in the batch! Sweet!"
Spells, arrows, darts, shuriken, throwing daggers - Happosai was very good at avoiding them all when he needed to be.
"He's getting away!"
"Ahahhahahahahaha! Fabulous!"
Finding himself in a dark underground city filled with voluptuous dark elven girls who wore spider-silk woven undergarments? "Try this! Web!"
"Pipe cutter! Giant spiders? Happodaikaren! San bai da!"
Happosai was having the time of his life, actually. Someone with less skill or more sense might have adopted a low profile.
"He's blowing up spiders! Get him!"
"I don't think so! Splitting cat hairs!"
Happosai on the other hand was leading one group to attack another and get gropes on both groups.
There was more than one way to fulfill the requirements of the "Flames" card, after all.
Meanwhile, the two fathers had decided to draw a card each. Soun was first and drew the:
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