"How do you mean?" the pods asked in tandem.
"Simple," Usagi continued, approaching the pair, but not too closely. "Pod people have green blood, and humans have red blood. I saw this in a movie!" She giggled at that, then suddenly looked very concerned. "I remember watching a movie...."
Distracted by her own memories, she frowned, staring off into the distance.
Ranma blinked, trying not to look at the two girls. "Well, that makes it easier," Kurumi admited. "Big sister Ranma is human, because she's bleeding red. So, we just need to prick them, and the one that bleeds green is not the real one. Right?"
"I guess," Ranma said, still trying to look away. "But I don't want to do the... uh... blood drawing here," she managed, her face reddening inexplicably.
"That's simple," one of the naked Natusme's said. "I'll draw blood from her and we'll see that she's the impostor."
"What? That's not-- URK!" the other Natsume complained, as she was tackled by the first.
The pair went down, squooshing softly into the ground, which had turned to mud in the rain, churned up nicely by the fighting that Kurumi and Natusme had done. Instantly the pair grappled, writhing in the slippery goop.
"Ack!" Kurumi exclaimed. "Big-sister Ranma, you have to stop them!" she insisted, tugging on her sleeve.
"What? That's not-- URK!" The redhead was unwillingly pushed into the fray, where she quickly became entangled in a sea of slippery curves, supple limbs, and crushing throat-grabs.
"Big sister, Usasgi, is everything going to be okay?" Kurumi asked, as Ranma's clothing was rent from the redhead, and the sprawling three-way brawl intensified.
"Huh?" Usagi noised, returning from her flashback. "What? That's not-- URK!" Faster than Kurmi could think to take a second look, Usagi slapped a hand over her eyes. "You're too young to see this! Quick, sister Ranma! Subdue them! We'll sort it out after we tie them up!"
"I'm trying!" Ranma managed, just before her mouth was filled with mud and....
"That's not subduing!"
"Oooh...."
"IT WASN'T ON PURPOSE!"
"Again!"
"Well... maybe it is subduing...."
"Eh?" Kurumi asked, unable to see through Usagi's fingers.
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(Posted Tue, 07 Oct 2003 07:59)
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