" And we are the Sailor Squad!" called four shadowed feminine shillouettes that were illuminated in formation behind her in time with the announcement revealing more magical girls posing triumphantly. Only to be completely ignored by the battling titans above.
" Oooohh! How dare you ignore us!" whined Sailor XO.
" Sailor XO Beam!" was the only warning Ranma and Saffron received before a wide glittering golden beam lashed out between them, clipping Saffron. With an angry cry Saffron fell, left wing vaporized, into the swollen storm drain below!
Ranma smiled 'Thank god that's over' he thought and swooped down to the magical girls to thank them for their help. 'Not that I really needed any help'.
" It's attacking!" cried the attractive platnum haired beauty in imitation of Sailor Venus.
" Sailor Quicksilver, NITROGEN MIST SPRAY!" called Sailor Mercurys rather cute homage. A freezing cloud lancing out at Ranma, magical cold providing a light freeze burn to his right flank as he banked out of the way!
" Hey cut it out!" cried Ranma " I just wanted to thank ya for.."
" Yeah right!" yelled the red head with matching fuku sarcastically " As if we'd believe a youkai!" She pulled an ofuda from concealment in the bow on her chest.
" Sailor Napalm! CELESTIAL NAPALM CHARM!!"
The flaming ofuda rocketed at Ranma splitting into a volley of five, then suddenly stopped, wafting back and forth like feathers on a breeze. 'Wha?' was all the suprised Ranmas'only thought before a napalm charged ward stuck to his right wing and exploded, painfully shredding the appendage. A cry of pain as he dropped to the street below, spinning from an ill-fated attempt to arrest his decent with his remaining wing. His crashlanding left him lying in a twenty foot depression of shattered concrete.
Ranmas' surviving wing auto-retracted into him as he clambered to his feet.
" Fine!" Ranma snapped " I didn't want to fight you, but now. You Are Going DOWN!!"
" Oh yeah?! Sailor Ion, THUNDER FLASH SUPRISE!" cried a tall brunette.
The expected lightning bolt caused an explosion flinging dust and chips of concrete into the air. As the fragments rained down a loud boom and a powerfull gust of wind swept the combat zone. This elicited cries of distress from the Sailor Squad as their micro-skirts were flipped up by the errant gale.
His foes shut their eyes and occupied their hands holding down their skirt to avoid flashing onlookers. Ranma viewed this with a mixture of exasperation and despair. He had his tactic. He shuddered ' A tactic worth of the Old Freak himself'.
Once again calling upon the sonic footspeed that was part of his werecheetah heritage Ranma zipped through the short skirted heroines. This time however he sideswiped one. At sonic speed! Sailor Napalm was launched over thirty feet by the body slam that dislocated her shoulder. She skidded a further twenty feet down the road, asphalt chewing at cloath and flesh as her passage tore a shallow ditch in her wake!
" Sailor Napalm!!" the group cried in concern before turning angrily on the speed demon.
'Damn!' cursed Ranma 'That level of speed is too tiring! Like the Amaguriken when Ryoga first learned Bakusai Tenketsu, I'll burn myself out!'.
At that point Ranma noticed the four Sailors were looking at him, pissed! 'Oh shit!'.
" Sailor Quicksilver, you seeto Sailor Napalm. Sailor Ion, Sailor Phospherous, let's get this guy!!" ordered the black bun headed Sailor XO glaring at the red-gold cheetah-demon thing that hurt her friend.
" Right!" they said in unison, Quicksilver rushing to Napalm aqs the others menaced Ranma!
The pigtailed terror was the one who stole initiative however lashing out with twin ki blasts both proving stronger than normal exploding just ahead of the platnum haired Sailor Phospherous and the sparking form of Sailor Ion. Both were thrown down with cries of pain. Sailor XO retaliated.
" Sailor XO Beam!"
Ranma dodged the wide spread beam of cleansing force by a slim margin. It tore up the street and blew down a telephone pole! His demonic instincts rankled by the innately righteuos energy. 'Damn, if this keeps up I'll be in big trouble! I wish she couldn't see me!' Ranma railed mentally. Unknowongly his desire triggered one of his innate abilities encasing Sailor XO in magical darkness!
" Waah! Who turned out the lights?" do you really need to be told?
Sailor Phospherous and Ion, fuku's torn and scorched, were getting back up. Ranma needed a less violent solution.
" Hey! HAPPOSAI! Look at all the pretty ladies!" shouted Ranma to the ancient lecher.
" HOTCHA'!" was the diminuitive perverts response.
" Why don't you comfort the ladies or sumthin'?" said Ranma with an evil grin.
Seeing as how his pesky heir wasn't going to stand in his way Happosai gleefully bounced over to the attractive scantily clad young women ( and one stumbling ball of mobile darkness calling for help ) and introduced himself, as was his want, leaping up to attach himself to Sailor Phospherouses breasts!
" EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"
Withthe ladies fully occupied Ranma turned to flee finding his way blocked by....
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