"CUT CUT CUT," the director shouted as the background music grinded to a halt and all the cameras stopped filming. "Hey, what's going on here where's out actors? Whatherface and whoistz is supposed to show up, where are the?"
In the background a loud attention getting cough could be heard as the production assistant came to the forefront. "Yes well sir, it seems they and a few other have gotten tired of the low pay, bad working conditions, and all those real booby traps you had them walk though last week that almost got them killed."
"Hey! That was for the realism effect," the director shouted. "Fine, we can skip this scene fro now till we get their contract renegotiated. Bring in those other guys."
"Well sir, you see, about that, when the first two walk off, so did the rest of the cast. We've uh, got no actors."
"WHAT?" the director yelled. "Well we can't just let a thing like that stop us, hire some replacements to fill in for them!"
"Uh, but sir, don't you think that'll be a little hard?" the assistant asked. "I mean, what with the fact that all that magic and stuff they did was real, you know."
"Oh that can be replaced by cheap special effects," the director replied. NOW just go and get me some actors! There's gotta be some other morons willing to go through with all this crap!"
"Uh, right sir," the assistant replied. "I'll just send out the news and we should have a new cast for ______ in no time!"
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