"Ahh, I see." Ranma nodded thoughtfully. "You started talking weirdly to annoy me, because I tried to get you to leave."
Kintaro's head bobbed, and he attempted to clap Ranma's shoulder, his hand going through it instead. "Exactly, Saotome! Now, however, I can see that it was all a misunderstanding."
Ranma laughed, scratching the back of his head. "Of course! We're both guys, so it's not a problem!"
Kintaro frowned suddenly. "You tread on dangerous ground here, young Porno Knight. This line of thought leads to the ass." The ghost turned away from Ranma, facing the toilet bowl.
"Is the ass more inviting?" Ranma asked, curious.
"No, just larger, rounder and more easily found." Kintaro shook his head sadly. "I've lost one prime student to it already... I won't let it happen again!"
Ranma, touched by the proclamation, moved closer to the ghost. "Don't worry about it! Err, can I do anything to make you feel better?"
"Can you... touch that button?" Kintaro asked him quietly, pointing with his right hand.
Ranma complied with the request, only to have a stream of water hit him square in the face. Spluttering, he was able to catch Oe say, "Ahh, how I've missed this." while trying to catch it with his open mouth.
"Ranma, we're being followed by three Imperial Perv Destroyers!"
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(Posted Fri, 25 Oct 2002 19:56)
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