Nabiki groaned a bit to herself as she recalled the incident in the courtyard before school started. Ranma had been rather playful as he deftly deflected attacks from Akane while Nabiki was setting the terms for the duel. This time was going to be different, however, as Tatewaki was challenging a teacher. Nabiki had grown rather tired of the entire school going straight to the dogs, and this was a chance to remove one of the three main reasons (Principal Kuno, his kid, and Akane's temper) safely. So she made a call after arranging the usual bets and observation of the fight after school on the athletic field, a call to Cologne at the Cat Cafe. She was going to officiate the match. If Tatewaki decided to deny his loss this time, he would be punished for it. Promptly and furiously, at that.
This was not why she was groaning, however. She had a class in Russian, and the very naughtily dressed tease teaching it was impossible to not
look at. After all, Hinako was the teacher. She was also apparently even more immoral than Nabiki's own personal worst, thanks to a wealth of
immorality inherited from Illyana Rasputin, and in Ranma's opinion fully capable of carnal deeds that would make the old Ranma's head explode
from sheer nasal hemorrhage. The salient (and scandalous) details of the life of Magik as Jean had best known them were being fed to Nabiki's mind
in slow moments, courtesy of Ranma's decision he was going to have a Nabiki as lover, possible pet, and definite gal-pal. The telekinetic fondling
didn't help much either. If that gloriously crazed psycho psychic doesn't stop soon, I might start acting like Mou Tzu. Mainly from not
caring who I do! That thought was interrupted by another wave of tickling fondle up and down her belly.
Ranma was doing all this to get all his tricks for the fight on track, of course. Nabiki didn't just know this, she'd been told as much (inasmuch as a mental projection of concepts can tell anyone anything, at least).
Nabiki took comfort in one thing: Hinako's own perverted side was mostly aimed at the boys so far, although Nabiki could literally feel Hinako painting her with recognition of the Ice Queen's various signs of arousal, especially the ones Nabiki couldn't blame on Ranma. Bisexual no baka! Nabiki also noticed Hinako 'tagging' other likely girls. From 'accidental' sensory data shared with her, Nabiki noted which boys Ranma could likely snare easily. It didn't seem anyone was being targeted specifically, aside from Nabiki herself. But after living and dying, it was clear that the parts of both of them formerly known as comics heroines were interested in having as much and as kinky activity as could be managed before life bit them in painful spots.
Akane clenched her fists, cracking the edge of the desk in the hallway. They had gone beyond the bucket holding in the first hour, and now she was doing her work while seated with a huge bucket of green slime balanced on her head. She didn't know why the class wasn't hurting Ranma, the pervert. Ranma was a pervert since he was a pervert. Akane's mind was normally not this far off base, even at her worst, but after a year of total madness, she hated any change, and just wanted him to grow up and stop being so Ranma (the pervert). Hinako (the slut) wasn't being what she was supposed to be, she must be stopped!
Akane had been drained 5 times already for coming up with stupid reasons to insist that Hinako punish Ranma or stop being a grown up. That was why she had finally wound up under the tub of You Can't Do That On Television (sort of a scholastic version of the Sword of Damocles). Now she couldn't save everyone from sluts and perverts!
To most of the Furinkin staff and student body, Akane was getting far worse than was acceptable, Nabiki was finally caving in to urges too long denied, Hinako had found a Hell of a cure (maybe literally) for her persistent childhood, and Ranma was even more of a fox in girl form.
They also considered the Blue Thunder to be more of a Plaid Car Backfire, but they tended to have that opinion a lot of the time anyway.
Ranma worked hard in welding his newfound telepathic talent to his instinct for detecting danger, while simultaneously deep scanning specific data from his future cuddle-kins (Nabiki), the poster child for displaying the need for anger management courses (Akane), and the student body in general. All the while, Ranma kept his mental shields up to keep the raving bat shit delusion king (Tatewaki)'s thoughts out of Ranma's head. Nice body and all, but Kuno's mind was a cesspool. Besides, Ranma's own perspective was broader thanks to being Jean Grey as well, but merely being fully bisexual did not in his opinion rate wanting to fuck the sort of moron made to be fucked up. As he'd informed Nabiki, intelligence was a must in any lover for him. Ranma mentally added, As well as a basically good heart and a realistic view of humanity. That's what Scott and Logan had/have in common, even if how they deal/dealt with life is/was worlds apart.
Ranma continued to study hard and fill in the gaps in his inherited knowledge base, not letting his mental ministrations cease in the least. It frankly was a deeply erotic, very fulfilling experience to be able to caress a potential love match even in different classrooms. Letting that sexual and emotional thrill be sensed by Akane with no outward sign of any such thing? Gravy. While Akane Tendo was basically caring, she was far too judgmental for Ranma as he was now. Hinako's own hair trigger judgment was thoroughly derailed by the inclusion of Illyana, from all indications. Ranma thought to himself, She and I have all that X-history in common now, but the fact of living multiple lives and having to make up one's morals as one goes along: That's what clinches matters. Ranma was far more into Nabiki as a potential full time lover and possible wife, but until Nabiki decided to come aboard of her own choice, Ranma saw nothing wrong with a passionate affair or two to detonate the Fiancee Front. Yes, a nice huge struggle, make sure none of them actually die, and I should be able to honorably end all this crap once and for all for the public welfare. If not: I'll go ronin and inform Cologne that Nodoka will want to kill Genma, the source of my blood. She'll sic the Niichezu on him after offering him safety from his wife and Japanese authorities, and I can establish myself easily enough with my new talents. Ranma had ideas on how to teach people sanity and redeem the Anything Goes, and he was not going to allow his idiot predecessors to ruin his life before he even tried.
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