Ranma had never seen something as... degrading and horrible as this. While his brain was busy trying to erase the image of Kuno's family jewels (shutting out Canal saying that her master's were MUCH bigger and better anyway), Ranma's sense of decency allied with his righteous martial artist code had come to a decision :
KUNO MUST DIE FOR THIS !!!
Ranma Saotome reached for the weapons control board and pushed buttons at random. The imperial TIE fighters launched by the three perv destroyers were all shot down by the Swordbreaker's numerous laser batteries. The freakishly bulbous rail guns fired several times at the destroyers themselves, two went down as the torpedoes expanded into mini-black holes in their hull ignoring their condomic shields. Canal was now in a cheerleader's outfit, encouraging her master "GO, RANMA, GO ! YAY !"
But this wasn't enough for the pigtailed martial artist. He found the right button and activated the Swordbreaker's ultimate weapon : the Psycho-cannon ! Six drones were launched and emitted beams forming a six-pointed star. Ranma poured all his ki in the psychodrive and smiled evilly when Kuno's destroyer was locked as a valid target. He pressed the red button on his control stick "FIRE !!!"
The Swordbreaker fired a HUGE energy beam at Kuno's ship, obliterating it utterly. His last words were : "Not my manly saber, NOOOO !!!"
Ranma finally calmed down and turned around. Canal was waving little rising sun flags and doing a victory dance. Meia, Jura, Barnette and Gascogne had little wooden signs marked "10" in their hands and a big neon sign over them saying "Flawless victory".
"With that... disgusting pervert out of the way, we can continue our journey. To Dildoraan !" declared Ranma, still a little frazzled by the whole experience.
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(Posted Sat, 26 Oct 2002 01:22)
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