Well, luckily she had brought along some samples of Jusenkyo water with her just for such an emergency. Although Gina wasn't quite sure what the things did, the genius knew that it was related to the dipper in some way. So, she'd just pour a bit of water into the thing, and if nothing happened, than Pee Wee would be in for a world of hurt.
"Number eighteen, twenty five," Gina said before turning her head back to her robots. "If you would, open the crate please."
Meanwhile, as Gina was busy inspecting the wooden ladle, Pee Wee's mind was running a million miles a second. Knowing full well just what Jusenkyo water could do to a person, Pee Wee had no intentions of going anywhere near the stuff unless in a full bio-hazard suit. But on the other hand, with no way known to him to get the stuff out of that accursed valley, Gina had the only samples he might ever have!
But luckily for...well it depends on you point of view I guess, Pee Wee's battle between his own lack of courage and scientific curiosity was quickly won by the former as soon as Gina opened the crate.
"WHAT?" the scientist shouted as she looked at all that remained of her insanely expensive newest experiment. Somehow, by some cruel and evil twist of fate, Gina looked upon the shattered remains of her hopes and dreams of becoming the envy of the scientific community in front of her. All the vials within the crate had been shattered, the water that they once held already absorbed by the packaging at the bottom to prevent such a catastrophe.
All that money gone down the proverbial drain...
No wait!
Yes! There, in the middle of the crate one small vial of water still stood, untouched by the destruction of its brothers. Quickly snatching the thing into her hand Gina held it up triumphantly! Even if it was just one sample, it was more than enough to perform experiments with.
'YES there's still one left' Pee Wee mentally cheered.
But...he couldn't just leave it in the hands of that blasted Gold Digger. That one bit of water was the answer to his prayers of having an endless amount of test subjects, of creating an invincible army of genetically enhanced warriors! "DASHI, ZELDA, IONIS! GET ME THAT SAMPLE!" the little brat cried while pointing to said vial in the Gold Digger's hands.
"Oh oh," Gina mumbled while holding the vial of liquid while wait to engage her force field in just enough time for Pee Wee's goons to run into it. It was just so funny to watch them do that.
So she waited.
...and waited.
......and waited some more.
"Uh, excuse me, are we going to do this any time soon," Gina asked while tapping her foot and looking at the three rather reluctant warriors. What the heck was with them anyway? She only had four Hut bots with her at the moment, the rest were stashed in the car.
Pee Wee frowned as his minions just stood there looking nervous. "Hey, just what is your problem?" Pee Wee demanded. "I said attack her, SO ATTACK!"
"Well sir, don't you remember what that stuff is supposed to do?" Ionis asked.
"Yes! That's exactly why I want it," Pee Wee shouted. "Just imagine what we can do with that water!"
While Ionis still seemed quite reluctant, Pee Wee's words started to put Zelda and Dashi in deep thought.
(-Enter Dashi's mindscape-)
Dashi stood over a fallen Gina Diggers while holding the vial of magic water in his hand victorisly. "YES!" the ninja shouted. "NOW, WITH THIS VIAL OF SPRING OF DROWNED ASURA, I, DASHI, THE GREAT DEATH, SHALL BECOME A GOD! NO MORE BOWING TO THAT BRAT TALON! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(-Now Leaving Dashi's mindscape. Next Stop Zelda's-)
Zelda stood in a non descript backdrop while holding a little wet kitten over a pile of clothes with a tail hole. "Not so tough are you now are you, Brittany Diggers!"
(-Due to the next few scenes being classified as animal cruelty, we will be leaving Zelda's mindscape-)
"Well, what're you waiting for?" Pee Wee demanded as his two goons stood there with rather creepy smirks on their faces. "GET ME THAT SAMPLE!"
"YES LORD TALON," both the ninja and the bald woman said before rushing a thoroughly confused Gina Diggers.
(Posted Sat, 25 Oct 2003 22:45)
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