What the heck was he going to do. What COULD he do? Oh, Gina's sister's seeing him like this might be okay, but Ryan? Séance? Any other guy that he had previously even slightly had the hots for? Gina didn't even want to think about it!
Oh god, would he have to switch to girls now?
'NOW JUST HOLD ON A SECOND' Gina told herself while she tried to picture him and Carla together. Okay, maybe she was a guy at the moment, but that could be fixed easily enough...maybe. Her-HIS father was the mondo supreme arch mage of an entire world. Surely he could do something to help his own daughter turned son.
"Oh, well now isn't THIS amusing," Pee Wee said, bringing Gina out of her shocked state. "Well Gold Digger, you have just cost me more test subjects than even I could have ever imagined, and for that you're going to pay!"
Oh yeah, like she wasn't suffering enough. "Oh gimmie a break brat," Gina replied, taking extreme effort not to break down and cry from the sound of his own voice. "Just what the heck can you do that isn't worse than THIS?"
"Why that's actually pretty simple," Pee Wee replied. "Now that you're MALE I don't think that any of your friends are going to be able to pin your death on me. After all, we're just going to kill some really cute nameless guy, not the gold Digger. Ionis! Dashi! Zelda! Tear her apart, and get me some samples, if I can replicate the curse from them then maybe this trip will be worth it."
"Hey Pee Wee, remember these?" Gina asked while pointing back to the platoon of hurt bots behind him. "ALL UNITS, ATTACK!"
Immediately Ionis put up a defensive shield around himself while Dashi dove out of the way and got ready to fire a ki blast, Zelda had never even moved from her spot actually, that damn water WAS still dripping from the ceiling after all. So, prepared to dodge and counterattack the genetically enhanced goons waited.
...and waited.
......and waited some more.
"HEY, WHAT'S THE HOLD UP WITH YOU IDIOTS?" Gina yelled.
"Error," the lead hurtbot replied. "Units programmed to respond only to primary operator Gina Diggers or sub-operators of the Diggers family. Subject giving orders dose not fall under specified parameters."
"Because I'm a boy," Gina mumbled to himself. "Well that's just..."
"HADOKEN!"
"Eep," Gina squeaked out before pressing the button to activate his force field...and watch it sputter and short out thanks to the fact the circuitry had apparently gotten wet. Luckily there was still enough time to dodge the blast, which continued on until blowing away one of the hurt-bots.
"WARNING, Unit-23402 is under attack! Execute automatic defense procedure!" one of the hurt bots shouted. Gina may of taken out their self preservation protocols, but not their self defense.
The girl turned guy sighed as it seemed he finally got a lucky break when the robots and Pee Wee's crew started fighting, at least until three of the robots turned HIS way. "Subject goaded ninja into attacking! Priority level assigned to target!"
Once again Gina let out yet ANOTHER girlish screech that would have any man crying in shame before ducking a barrage of laser fire, then running out the holes in the walls the attacks just made and moving as fast as she could to her car with a few more rounds following behind.
"BAD DAY BAD DAY BAD DAY BAD DAY BAD DAY," Gina shouted at the top of his lungs while he ran for cover, summarizing in two words his assessment of the situation while explosions were going off in the background.
Finally getting to his car Gina jumped behind it for cover before trying to open the door rather unsuccessfully. "Come on you piece of crap OPEN UP!"
"Error, you are not an authorized user, please step away from the car," the car's onboard computer said.
"Look you hunk of scrap," Gina yelled, "I'm having a VERY BAD DAY, and I don't need your crap. I designed you! I built you! I overhauled you! SO OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR BEFORE I REARRANGE YOUR MANAFOLDS!"
"DANGER," the car's computer replied. "Subject is attempting to hijack Ginamobile. Activating countermeasures."
I just had to bring THIS one didn't I, Gina thought before the car's weapon systems activated and all pointed towards her.
"Try to jack my ride will ya," Gina's recorded female voice said from inside the car. At which point, dozens of missiles, bullets, energy beams, and whatever else Gina had built into this model of transportation started firing at her.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," Gina screamed while running down the street with his own car in hot pursuit.
Looking back on things, she know saw that letting Bri design the security system for her cars was a BAD idea.
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