<"The white man you're about to see has no, fucking neck... at all!"> A man, with no neck, sitting behind a desk suddenly appears. <"Now, what the fuck would you like?">
The man speaks, "I would like, <"A fucking neck!"> ah, if I may... <"You may not!"> to take you <"Where?"> on a strange journey." <"How strange was it? So strange they made a movie about it"> The man goes for the black book <"Not the book, the movie!"> He opens up the book <"And this pervert took pictures!">
The man coughs and then speaks, "It seemed a fairly ordinary night when <"Three pages to the asshole... one... two... two and a half..."> Brad Majors <"Asshole!"> and his fiancee Janet Weiss, <"Slut to be!"> two young, ordinary, healthy kids, <"Young, ordinary, and healthy? Yeah, right!"> left Denton that late November evening, to visit a Dr. Everett Scott, <"Fucking nazi cripple!"> ex-tutor, and now friend <"With benefits!"> to both of them.
<"Is it true that you like to fuck dead chickens?"> "It's true.... there were dark storm clouds <"Describe your balls!"> heavy, black, and pendulous, <"I said your balls, not Oprah Winfry's tits!"> towards which they were driving."
<"Is it true, also, that you like to stick gerbils up your ass?"> "It's true also.... that the spare tire they were carrying was badly in need of some air, <"Like your fucking neck!"> but, uh, they being normal kids and, on a night out... <"And in and out, and in and out..."> well, they were not going to let a storm spoil the events of their evening, were they?... On a night out... <"It was a night in!"> it was a night out <"It was a night in!!!"> they were going to remember... for a very long time." thunder crashes in the back ground. <"MHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!">
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