Fish Fu: Using Fish to Make a Fool [Episode 76100]

by Philip Weigel

She walked away and left Ranma, who continued to practice with the Herring against the tree. It was rather peaceful, which meant that in Nerima, something was going to happen. Which did 3.4 seconds later.

"Get the pervert!"

"Die!"

"You stole my underwear!"

Ranma stopped with what he was doing and spotted Happosai running his way. 'Perfect, time to try something out.'

Ranma jumped into the tree and waited a bit until Happosai ran underneath him and then the fish fighter landed on top of Happosai's head. "Hiya perv."

"Ranma! Get off of me!"

Ranma shrugged and actually complied with what Happosai said. The Grandmaster of Anything Goes looked up in surprise. 'Ranma actually listened to me?' "Ranma my boy.. Is something..."

*WHAP*

Happosai blinked in shock, he couldn't help it, he had been slapped by a Herring! Eye twitching, the ancient pervert looked at Ranma and opened his mouth again.

*WHAP*

Eye twitching, Happosai looked at the grinning Ranma and the Herring that was in his hand. "Ranma, I demand that you stop with the fish and show me some..."

*SNAG*

Ranma chuckled. "What's the matter ole' perv? Catfish got your tounge?" Though he did shudder a bit at the word cat.

Happosai stared wide-eyed as Ranma, who pulled a Catfish out of nowhere, (though it probably came from that fish tank that was by the tree, but Happosai didn't put much thought into that.) opened the fish's mouth and then closed it over his tounge and pulled.

"Ralah! Leh ay tougle go."

Ranma smirked and pulled out his Herring. "Sure, if my name was Ralah and not Ranma."

*Slappity, slappity, slap*

Several onlookers laughed as Ranma slapped Happosai silly, not that it was that hard, with a Herring while pulling the pervert's tounge almost out of his body with a Catfish.

• Ranma gets done and then the mob beats up Happosai.
• Skip to when Ranma comes home for dinner. "Oh my! Ranma, you smell like fish."

  "All for the Art Kasumi, all for the Art."

• Skip a few days to when Ranma goes to school and takes out Kuno with a Swordfish, the Principle with a Sciccorfish and Hinako with a Goldfish.
• Of course, this is Genma's fault somehow, it ALWAYS is.
• Something Else?

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(Posted Sat, 08 Nov 2003 22:31)

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