Turning to her two teammates at their 'captive', Herb spoke clearly. "I've come to my decision, men."
"Really lord Herb-sama?" Mint asked excitedly.
"Simple, men," Herb started, "We're going to investigate the mater concerning this Phoenix woman. We can't let old enemies hang around after all..."
"So we're going to capture her?" Lime asked.
"Yeah, we're going to capture her, right?" Mint added his two cents, his tail wagging back and forth.
"Of course," Herb answered. "After all, we need to capture her for quesioning. Can't let our guard down in affairs that concern the Phoenix Tribe. There's no telling what those mountain-dwelling menaces plan for this land of weak, pathetic," Herb eyes Zelda's chest for a moment, "Big breasted women."
Zelda's eye twitched. Great. Now she had a woman checking her out. "Hello! We're not completely defenseless, you know!"
"Maybe not against normal threats," Herb said in all seriousness. "But the Phoenix are a dastardly lot. They do not care much for us 'groundlings', and their ruler is a ruthless tyrant... Albeit an infantle ruthless tyrant, if the rumors about what happened concerning th Phoenix and," Herb shivered, "The pigtailed one are true."
Lime raised a hand. "Uh, master Herb. May I ask a question."
Sighing, Herb said, "Fine. What is it, Lime?"
"Well, if it's not too much to ask," Lime began softly. "Could we... After we're done... You know... Might we keep the Phoenix woman? Please?"
Herb's eye twitched.
"Pretty please!" Lime, and now Mint both begged of their ruler.
Rolling her eyes, Princess Herb said, "Fine! Whatever! you can have her after we're done interrogating her and finding out what interest the Phoenix have in this part of the world.
"YAY!" Both Lime and Mint cheered. Master Herb was being so kind to them, letting them have as many women as they wanted.
"But first," Herb butted in to interrupt her brainless minions' celebrating, "We have to find her FIRST!"
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