In the shopping district of Sheerpantyhose, there was one store that stocked up on EVERYTHING a Tamer could want, 'asS-Mart'. However, the store was pretty empty most of the time. It was true that asS-Mart had the best prices and best variety of ANY store in the city of Sheerpantyhose, but no one was willing to take a look into this specialty store; even with the enticement of the vast quantities and varieties of product for low-LOW prices...
It was because of the store's owner that people would stay away. Calling him 'eccentric' would be calling the Bloody Flu a 'mild cold'.
Yes, this man was a Tamer himself once. One Ash Williams. He had had more trouble with Ghost and Dark Pokegirls over the years, and it didn't take Ash long to fiure out tht being a Tamer was some DANGEROUS stuff. It was because of his previous bad experiences he opened this shop. Remembering everything thatw ent wrong and what could have helped, Ash stocked this building up with everything and ANYTHING a Tamer could need.
Ash sighed as he looked down at his steel prostetic right hand. How long had it been since it was pumped full of Windo venom and he had to cut it off? "I still don't know how it was able to move around after I cut the bugger free either..."
Shrugging his shoulders, Ash realized he probably wasn't going to get any customers today. "Sigh... Three weeks since we had someone stopped in to check out the store. I guess we'll close early shop today," Ash said as hee turned back to his Pokegirl, a common Bimbo, who nodded her head.
However, just as Ash had said that, the bell above the door rang, alerting Ash that someone was entering. He looked owards the door and saw a younger man, probably a Tamer enter teh store with four Pokegirls. Three cat-like Pokegirls and one As recognized as a Lupina. "Hello, welcome to 'asS-mart'. How may I help you?"
"Um... Hi?" Ranma started slowly as he looked at the man standing by the counter. Ranma thought that looked to be one hell of a cut on the guy's lip. Still, from the rumors Jetta heard around town, no one reallys hopped here, and it would give Ranma some privacy so he couyld let his girls get what they needed. "I'm looking to buy some clothing and other necessities for my Pokegirls."
"Really?" Ash asked with a smile. "Well, you've come to the right place, as we have the best prices ANYWHERE. After all, we have a saying around here. 'Be smart, shop asS-Mart'!
"Yeah, I can see that," Ranma answered. He took out two more PokeBalls from his PokeBelt. "Is it all right if I let all six Pokegirls of my harem out? I'd like them to check out what they'd like for themselves.
Ash raised an eyebrow. A Tamer going on a shopping spree. Either the guy's harem had really pleased him, or he just had money blowing out his ass that he didn' care of the Pokegirls just spent. "Still, either way, it means more money for the store," Ash shouthg seriously.
Coughing into his prostetic hand, Ash looked at Ranma. "Sure. I mean, what the hell. Go nuts."
Nodding his head, Ranma said, "Thank you." Ranma then tossed the balls and said, "Gina, Genn, I SCREW YOU!"
Hitting the ground, the two PokeBalls openbed, revealing the Amazonchan and the Rack-Shasa. Ash raised an eyebrow and looked around at the Pokegirls. "A Lupina, a Cheetit, a Shaguar, and a Rack-Shasa, an Amazonchan, and... What the hell is that?" Ash thought as he looked at Brianna. "Damn, this guy must travel quite a bit to have such a variety of Pokegirls," Ash thought to himself.
Ranma looked at his pokegirls. They were all just staring at him. He wondered for a moment why they weren't just looking around, but then it hit him. "Right," Ranma thought, "I'm the one that's syupposed to be in charge."
Sighing, Ranma looked around at his Harem. "All right, ladies! Looka round and get yourselves a new outfit. You all need neew clothing."
"Yes, Master!" All six Pokegirls said as they bowed to Ranma quickly. They then took off to look around the large department store for clothing they would like.
Ranma sighed as he looked around. He couldn't help but wonder if Sextome ever did this for the girls; let them look around on their own. He knew that Sextome would buy they some clothing, but would he let them try it on first to make sure it fit, or would he just buy whatever? "Probably just bought whatever," Ranma thought as a frown crossed his features.
As soon as Ranma frowned, it was then that he looked familiar to Ash. Blinking his eyes once, then twice, the store-owner realized where he'd seen Ranma before. Reachng behind the desk. Ash opened the file cabinet. "Sextome, Sextome, Sextome..." Ash muttered as he looked through all the 'S'-labeled files.
Finding the file labeled 'Sextome, Ranma', Ash pulled it out and placed it on the cashier's desk. Opening it, he came acros a color photo of Ranma Sextome. Looking up at Ranma Ash just knew it had to be th same guy!
It was then that Ash decided to...
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