[Episode 7842] [Episode 7842]When the two regained their senses, they found themselves on a mountain of what smelled like underwear. Female underwear, Ranma and Nanami quickly asserted, having plenty of experience with them.
"Why the hell isn't there even one pair of briefs or boxers?!" Ranma exclaimed, clamping his nose shut with two fingers.
Mirroring his actions, Nanami shrugged. "Maybe that machine transported us to an alien spaceship piloted only by women?" The room was rocked by a distant yet powerful explosion. "And they are currently fighting the JSDF to recover the fourth princess of the fifth queen of Alpha Cygni who had been lost in this sector of space sixteen years ago, when a second generation Angota class cruiser crashed on Earth?" she added, cocking her head.
Ranma blinked. "Right... whatever you say."
"Anyway, let's get out of here," his female companion-slash-great kisser suggested, digging into the pile of dirty clothing and coming up with two uniforms, which coincidentally proved that there was more in the pile than undergarments. "We shouldn't take any chances, so let's dress up like them."
"Won't the smell attract them?"
Nanami shrugged. "We'll smell like that anyway, even if we don't change our clothing."
The boy sighed, muttering, "I'm gonna smell like fish for ages." and missing Nanami's blush. Taking a small bottle of water he had on his person for no discernable reason, he gave it a long look, before dumping the cool water on himself.
It was Nanami's turn to stop what she was doing and blink, upon seeing Ranma make a wet fool out of himself. She shook her head a moment later, deciding that some things were better off not knowing. "Hurry up!" she hissed, discarding her shirt. Had she not been focused on changing her clothing and escaping the terrible smell, she might have felt embarrassment at doing so in front of the object of her crush and denied the fanservice.
Sweating bullets, Ranma sat, a female uniform belonging to some unknowing military laying in his lap. It seemed to be spandex. He was not going out as a man and wearing that thing. There was only one thing to do... only one way to salvage his dignity....
The technique had been taught to him by his father's father, and he had always kept it sealed, to be used only as a last resort. However, it seemed he would finally be forced to resort to that.
Arranging his hands in pre-set patterns, Ranma cried out, "Sexy no Jutsu!" and transformed into a bouncy teenage girl in a puff of smoke. "Still got it," Ranma-chan chuckled, looking down at her impressive assets. The curse had nothing on this illusionary body!
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(Posted Wed, 30 Oct 2002 02:06)
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