Akane Insert-Eva: Akane's ride [Episode 78983]

by Kestral

"We'll just comandeer this car," said Captain Ryoga Hibiki, age 29.

"You can drive, Ryoga?" asked Akane.

"Of course I can drive," said Ryoga, looking at Shinji/Akane strangely. "Uhm. That's a boy's uniform."

"This is all Ranma's fault," said Akane.

"Right, who's Ranma?" asked Ryoga. Then it occurred to him. Sex with her boyfriend, wearing his clothes? SPURT! No doubt she was doing it to piss off her father.

"You got blood all over the inside of the windshield," pointed out Akane. "Hadn't we better get going before the Angel attacks?"

"Right!" agreed Ryoga, throwing the car into gear and screeching off at full acceleration.

"We're in reverse," helpfully pointed out Akane.

"Right," said Ryoga, stripping gears as he managed to stop (by slamming into an Angel's foot) then reversing his reverse.

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!

Akane discovered new meanings of the word terror. "LOOK OUT! WATCH OUT FOR THAT CAR! THAT'S THE WRONG WAY! THAT'S A DEAD END! SPEED BUMP! WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Hmmm. Not much traffic today," noted Ryoga.

"I'M NOT WATCHING!" declared Akane, screwing her eyes shut and covering them for good measure.

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(Posted Sat, 17 Feb 2007 07:17)


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