[Episode 79631] [Episode 79631]SAY: $@$# NO, WE ARE NOT GOING TO INVADE HELLSING BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THE VAMPIRE ALUCARD IS TO IMPRISON HIM SO HE CAN'T DRINK ANY BLOOD. ISCARIOT IS NOT MUCH BETTER WITH ITS BLESSED LANDS. I HAVE A BETTER IDEA...WE WILL INVADE TOKYO DISNEYLAND!
You can't be serious...!?!?
DO IT!
After you tell your vampire minions that, the cavern becomes so quiet that you could hear the sound of your own breath. The sielnce was broken by Kuno saying, "What...?"
SAY: WE WILL NOT GO AFTER THEM, WE WILL MAKE THEM COME AFTER US BY MAKING DISNEYLAND INTO A BLOODPOOL. IT WILL BE TELEVISED EVERYWHERE. EVERYONE WILL COME TO STOP US, BUT WE WILL MAKE SURE TO TRANSFORM EVERYONE INTO GHOULS AND SEND THEM OUT ACCROSS TOKYO. THE WONDERS OF MASS MASSACRE EVERYWHERE. THINK OF THE PANIC AND INSANITY IT WILL CAUSE. DURING THAT, WE SHALL STRIKE AND KILL OFF ISCARIOT AND HELLSING WHILE THEY ARE DISTRACTED!!!
That was good...too good...who are you and what have you done with the original user! Imposter!
IT IS ME! JUST GET ON WITH IT!
As you explain to your fellow minions, understanding lit their eyes and they started to cheer wildly. Kuno took a postition besides you and proclaimed loudly, "Our hellish Master shall elad us to glorious victory!"
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO FEEL PROUD OR KILL HIM.
Just take it as a compliment.
EVIL LAUGH
You don't have the evil laugh in your inventory.
CHECK KUNO'S INVENTORY
Kuno's Inventory
Katana
Evil Laugh
Determination
Lack of Brain
Mad Sword Skills
Vampire Abilities
Vampire Skills
Kendo Clothing
Poetry For Dummies Book
TAKE EVIL LAUGH AND BURN POETRY FOR DUMMIES BOOK. BEST NOT TO MESS WITH THE LACK OF BRAIN, DON'T WANT AN UPRISING.
Wise. You take the Evil Laugh from him and burn the book at which point Kuno starts wailing like Soun about his lost book.
KILL KUNO BY STICKING FINGER INTO HIS HEART.
Umm, it might not be wise to get rid of him...considering he is the only true vampire out of your army.
OH FINE.
IS MY ARMY ALL MADE OF FREAKS?
Yes, they are all vampires made from the chips...except for Kuno, he was naturally made into a vampire.
WHO'S HIS MASTER?
You
WHAT, WHY THE HELL WOULD I CHOOSE SUCH AN IDIOT FOR A SERVANT?
Because he's loyal and has sword skills...
OH YEAH... LETS SKIP TO DISNEYLAND.
5 days later, after your army landed and regrouped in Japan, you started the first part of your plan. It is near 10:00p.m., it is dark and your minions have taken their place around the amusement park. They are waiting for your signal. You walk up to the front ticket booth and a lady in a silly uniform asks you how many tickets you want.
SAY:I JUST WANT YOUR SOUL.
The lady stares at you skeptically and starts reaching for the phone.
USE MAD MASTER VAMPIRE ABILITIES
Mad Master Vampire Abilities
1. Teleportation Abilities
2. Soul Abilities
3. Elemental Abilities
4. Magical Abilities
2
1. Soul Projectile
2. Soul Death
3. Soul Drain
4. Soul Conversion
4
Convert into:
1. Ghoul
2. Shadow Warrior
3. Skeleton Warrior
4. Evil Harpy
2
You convert the woman into a shadow warrior. It is basically a black shadow dressed in a suit with a plain sword in its hand. This causes screams to erupt from the humans around the park causing your vampire army to attack.
START KILLING PEOPLE AND SAVING THEIR BLOOD FOR LATER and YELL: KILL EVERYONE, INCLUDING WOMEN AND CHILDREN!
You are so $@#$ evil, man. You are even eviler than the guy doing the sailor moon evil crossover!
I AM GOOD, AREN'T I.
You run throughout the park with your minions slashing through everyone and everything. The humans are so suprised by your sudden attack on the park that they are frozen in fear as you and your minions slaughter them. By the time you are done, you look around to see a enormous collection of ghouls made by your minions. The ground is covered in the blood of them.
LICK SOME BLOOD OFF THE GROUND
What!?!
JUST DO IT!
You are twisted, just twisted...You bent over to lick the blood on the ground. As the blood flows into your mouth, you get a strange sensation of tasting the blood of many people mixed together. As you stand up, you see your minions gather around you.
WE WILL:
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