Faking It: Ranma & Tina: Body Slam Romance [Episode 80087]

by Mister-E

“What took you so long Ranma-kun?” The blonde woman asked shaking her finger at him. “I thought I could catch a movie while I was waiting.”

The pig-tailed boy smiled as he walked up to her and kissed her on her lips. “Sorry Tina-chan, took a lil longer than usual. Make it up to you?”

Tina giggled, running a hand through her hair placing the other on her hip. “Mmm... Well if you want to make it up to me, I’M on top next round, OK?” She winked at him before drawing a hand over her body, his eyes following it’s trail.

“Anything you want Tina-chan. You sure your Old Man isn’t around?” Ranma asked as he took her hand and started to lead her down the street to the apartment they had rented together.

“Ohhh, don’t ASK! He’s been on my ass since I started modeling. And he’s doing every little thing possible to shut my movie career down.” Ranma shook his head at that. He knew Bass Armstrong loved his daughter, but was trying to stuff her into a career of pro-wrestling. Her actual fighting style was quite devastating, but her true love was acting.

“He loves you, he’s just too gung-ho about getting you into a ring rather than a movie set.”

“I know, I know.”

“You still didn’t answer me.”

“Hmm?” She ‘Hmm’ed, tilting her head to one side.

“Your Old Man isn’t lurking around again, is he?”

Tina snorted, a displeased look on her face. “You know him. He could show up anytime. He said he was going to, quote ‘visit some old ring buddies of mine’ unquote. But I think that’s just some lame cover so he can follow me around again.”

Ranma nodded. Bass was like that.

Still, as he led her down the street he remembered how he met this very sexy woman.

It was soon after he had found out about Akane’s and Shampoo’s ‘tastes’. After that he had just ran out of the boarders of Nermia and into Juuban, a district he went to on several occasions by either Air-Akane or when he needed to train. (Which begged the question of why all those weird looking monsters went there, shouldn’t they be more common in Nermia considering everything ELSE that goes on there? Oh well.)

After about half an hour of brooding they ran into each other, literally.

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Ranma just walked along, not paying much attention to the world around him. Finding out that to Akane and Shampoo he was merely a smokescreen was well... depressing. He wasn’t about to launch off a perfect Shi-Shi Hokoden, but he was pretty close. He sighed again, turning the corner still paying no heed to the world. At least until he had bumped into someone.

“Hey, watch it!” A woman’s voice yelled, forcing his mind back to the world, and onto the woman in front of him.

She was older than him, nineteen, maybe early twenties. She held a sensual face with blue eyes, framed by loose shoulder length hair. Looking along her body he found that there would be no way her gender could be mistaken, curved hips, the feminine yet strong frame that screamed ‘fighter’ to him, and a pair of, possibly, the largest breasts he had ever seen. Her legs were covered in loose pants with a zebra-style design and a pair of stylish boots that were still practical for fighting covered her feet. Her tight shirt was a dark blue, the bottom stopping at the very bottom of her breasts.

All in all, a woman if he had ever saw one. And while he had looked her over, she had done the same, giving an approving smile.

“Umm, sorry about that Miss, wasn’t really paying attention.”

She smiled, placing both hands on her hips placing most of her weight on one leg as she leaned slightly. “It’s OK. Didn’t expect to see such a cutie around here.” She said in an accented tongue, probably American. She looked American to him anyway.

“Uhhh, thanks I guess.”

The woman smiled placing a finger on her chin. “I know. I’m new around here, and I need someone to show me around.” She leaned towards him in such a way that he would easily be able to see down her shirt. A quick glance proved that her shirt was the only thing covering her ‘assets’. “Why don’t you show me around? Since you bumped into me and all.”

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(Posted Wed, 26 Nov 2003 09:17)


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