[Episode 80379] [Episode 80379]A curtain opened up behind her, revealing a giant television screen. Urd stepped aside.
“Enjoy, folks!”
Nekomi, Tokyo:
Urd was bored.
Very bored.
As she laid on the small futon in her tiny room, surrounded by jars upon jars of rare and magical ingredients, she stared at the ceiling with a blank, dead look on her face. She was clad only in a blue leotard, sweat streaking down her face. She had been in the same spot for several hours, not bothering to move.
Even worse, in addition to her massive boredom, she was horribly annoyed. She kept a pillow just beside her head, in case she felt the urge to smother herself with it, as she had done several times in the past few hours.
What had brought the Norse Goddess of Love (as she fancied herself, anyway) to such a state of frustration? Several things. First of all, it was the middle of summer, and there was no air conditioning. Her brat sister, Skuld, had fried the system while testing out a new power cell for her robot. No one had been able to fix it, and they were stuck in the blazing heat.
Second, nobody was around. Megumi had gone a summer trip with her friends, and the Motor Club, barring Keiichi, had gone on a trip of their own, to prepare for some sort of competition, the specifics of which escaped the goddess. That left Keiichi and the three goddesses alone in the house, a rarity for a change.
Third, and most important of all, another one of her schemes to bring Keiichi and her sister closer together, as well as spice up their milquetoast relationship, had, once again, backfired spectacularly.
She had stumbled across a concoction that was supposed to remove all inhibitions from the consumers, and induce a level of lust to make even the most prudish people go at it like rabbits. And, naturally, she had spiked Keiichi and Belldandy’s drinks with it. However, she must have mixed the ingredients wrong, because the damn thing didn’t work.
Oh, it had gotten them closer together, there was no doubting that. In fact, the two couldn’t keep away from each other since the incident had occurred. However, rather than induce lust and make them want to fuck like bunnies, it had instead made them act childish and sickeningly cute. All they did was sit with each other and exchange lovey-dovey compliments all day long. Hell, they had never even kissed – unless you counted those disgusting eskimo kisses!
In short, instead of spice, she had gotten sugar. A lot of sugar.
And it was revolting.
And that was two weeks ago. Even Skuld, who had been just as disgusted by their antics as Urd had been (and still was), had failed to separate them, and had retreated into her room. Urd hadn’t seen her since, though maybe that was because she feared to set foot outside her room as well. She had tried everything to take her mind off the madness going on outside her walls – she’d made potions to put herself under, she played loud music to drown out the lovey-dovey talk – hell, she’d even broken out some Enka records to put herself to sleep! Yet nothing seemed to work.
She’d actually just gotten through with a rather long session of masturbation before falling asleep and having that dream. She’d gotten to thinking of all the spicy things the couple should have been doing to counter all the sugary behavior she’d had to endure, and had gotten a bit horny. Even though she was used to much more, she had gotten some release out of it. Even better, she hadn’t heard anything from outside her door in a while. Maybe she could finally relax today…
Sure enough, her mind had spoken too soon; for as soon as she thought those thoughts, she heard talking outside her door.
“Oh, my little darling Keiichi, you look so wonderful today…”
Groaning, she pulled the pillow over her face and smothered herself with it. Sadly, it didn’t help.
“Never as wonderful as you look, Bell-chan. You’re just sooooooo cute…”
“You’re cute too, Keiichi! I could just pinch you all day!”
“Belldandy, what have I told you? You don’t call guys ‘cute’. It’s a girl thing.”
“I’m sorry, Keiichi. I would never do anything to displease you…”
“That’s okay, Bell-chan. I could never be mad at you. You’re just so wonderful…”
“So are you, Keiichi…”
“No, you are…”
“No, you are…”
“No, you are…”
“No, you are…”
“No, you are…”
“GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!” Hurling her pillow at the door, Urd huffed in frustration. THAT DOES IT! I can’t stay in this stupid house any longer while they talk like that! I need some air!
Snapping her fingers, her leotard disappeared, only to be replaced with her normal daytime outfit. Opening the window to her room, she began to fly off, getting as far away from the house (and its two sickeningly cute lovebird inhabitants) as she possibly could. Or rather, she would have, if she hadn’t run straight into…
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