“Still too young for my taste,” Urd said to indicate she felt Skuld was still too young. She smiled and said, “Anyway, let’s look at another Furry example of the Feline persuasion.”
“What?” Tirga asked as he sat on a couch on the set with Ranma-chan, whom was giving him the cold shoulder. “But I don’t want to leave yet. There’s just so much good stuff to do!” Tirga smiled and leaned over to wrap a arm around Ranma-chan’s shoulders. “Like this cutie for instance.”
*POW*!
Urd blinked as she saw Ranma-chan, her fist in an uppercut position, and Tirga laying on his back behind the couch that he had been sitting on earlier. “Wow, that’s not half-bad...” Urd mumbled half-heartedly. That was indeed an impressive display of strength of Ranma-chan’s part.
“Stupid lech of a tiger!” Ranma-chan grumbled as she then wrapped her arms over her chest and sat back into the couch with a huff.
Looking over to an area off the set, Skuld called out, “Hey, Bell! The tiger needs some help!”
“Right away,” Belldandy said as she floated onto the set in her cute nurse’s outfit, and med-kit in hand. She then floated behind the couch and went to tending to the troublesome tiger.
Pinching the bridge of her nose for a moment to keep an oncoming headache at bay, Urd then turned her head to look at the other two for this experiment. Ranma-kun was sitting down in a chair and blushing quite a bit as Alex sat in his lap, nuzzling him and nipping at his ear. “Well, it seems at least you two are getting along well...”
“Y-you could say that,” Ranma-kun asked, a of short breath as Alex had yet to retrieve her hand from his pants.
Smiling at the sight, Urd asked, “So I take it you two would like to be arranged to meet up in the real world then?”
Smiling, Alex said, “I sure wouldn’t mind.”
“Great!” Urd said. “Now, we’ll send you back so Ranma-kun and Ranma-chan here can try out their next set of mates.”
“What?” Alex asked. “But I don’t wanna leave him yet! He’s nice and cute and... And... I really, really like him!”
Nodding her head, Urd said, “No problem. I guess there’s no harm in letting you stay for the rest of the dream,” Urd turned to the audience. “Right folks?”
The applauding and cheering from the ‘audience’ was enough to let them know they thought it was all right.
Blinking her eyes, Ranma-chan asked, “Hey, where do you keep getting these cardboard cut-outs from?”
Though her eyes twitched in irritation, Urd kept up her stride. “Yes, well, anyway, it’s time for the next example of the Furry Match-up. A nice, strong, ring-patterned wildcat that is native to the South America. The Jaguar Furry,” Urd smiled. “Like most Feline Furries, the Jaguar Furries possess a very sensual nature and they just LOVE to be petted and hugged and made love to.”
With a puff of smoke, two people appeared on the set with the goddesses, tigers, and pigtailed martial artists. One was a tall and powerful-seeming jaguar-man with a broad chest in a green gi with gold trim. He had a rather disbelieving look on his face. The second one was a jaguar-girl with a bewildered expression on her face. She was shorter than the male, practically Ranma-chan’s height, if taller by an inch or two. She wore a skintight green one-piece with a dark green tunic over it, and green leggings.
First Urd pointed to the male jaguar. “This is Garfield ‘Gar’ Silvear, a Jaguar from the Jade Realm, although he is currently staying in the Earth Realm,” Urd introduced as she then waved her hand over to the younger one. “And next to him is his younger sister, Sheila Silvear, also of the Jade Realm,” Urd smiled bright. “Gar and Sheila, these are your mates this dream, Ranma and Ranma."
Blinking his eyes once, twice, thrice, Gar looked over at the growling redhead. “Last time I eat anything Carla makes. I swear to the Gods, it’s like she doesn’t know how to read a cookbook.”
Sheila tapped her brother on the shoulder. “Gar? Is that you?”
“Yeah, sis, it’s me,” Gar answered.
“Oh, hey guys!” Tirga greeted, standing up from behind the couch. “Gar, you are gonna be SO lucky. That redhead is like, a ride and a half! She is some sweet piece of pie!”
*POW*!
And thus, Tirga fell down yet again. “Oh darn, and I just finished healing him,” Belldandy said. With a sigh, she kneeled by him again to start the healing.
Gar just looked around for a moment, taking in his surroundings. He then looked at the redhead and asked, “Do I want to know?”
“Not if you want to keep your balls,” Ranma-chan hissed.
“Aw, come on, Ranma-chan,” Urd said. “Trust me, you’ll enjoy this.”
“That’s what you said about the tiger,” Ranma-chan said. “And looked what happened!”
“Okay, so some species aren’t as compatible as others,” Urd admitted. “But I think you’ll like this...”
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(Posted Sat, 06 Dec 2003 18:17)
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