One of THOSE Mornings (LIME) [Episode 80916]

by Proteus

As the light crept into the hotel room, the leader of the wererat assassins out to do away with the last werecheetah slowly opened her eyes as a killer headache started pounding on her skull. Funny, she didn't remember going drinking last night.

But she must have downed a lot to inspire the nightmare from the pits of hell that visited her. There had been this somewhat cute guy doing it in almost every position she could imagine and a few new ones that could only be done in a fantasy. Okay, while that hadn't been too bad, the part that made it a nightmare was that SHE had been there too; Lydia's arch-nemesis, the bane of her existence, the whole reason her life was a living hell of torturous training and fear, Brittany Ellen Diggers. But what was even WORSE then the fact that they had been grabbing and clawing at the same boy, was the fact that after the pigtailed guy had gotten tired out and went to sleep right in the middle of the bed, Lydia and Brittany had...been together.

Lydia didn't know what was worse. That she had actually dreamed that killing machine kissed her, or that she actually enjoyed getting little mews of pleasure out of her while she played with Brittany's chest. The whole thing just made her shudder in revulsion.

Feeling the person behind her shift, Lydia shoved the covers off of herself before Moisha started kicking or something. Stupid Romeo, if he had been female then he and Moisha could share a bed while Lydia got her own. Instead she had to put up with Moisha’s grabby hands whenever they got stuck in the same bed. Lydia didn't care what Moisha said, no one could grab her chest THAT much because of sleeping habits.

Yawning, Lydia rubbed her eyes...and blinked when she got a clear view of their room. The first think she knew was this was NOT her and the other rat's hotel room. Ripped clothes were strewn about everywhere, suit cases that didn't belong to any of the wererats were all over the floor, and the surveillance equipment that they used to listen in on the next room over was missing.

When Lydia's eyes caught sight of some torn red Chinese silk on the floor as well as the remains of the clothes she had been wearing last night, she cautiously tested the air. Lydia froze solid when she noticed the werecheetah's scent was all over this room, and unfortunately, on her as well.

Still too shocked to even think, Lydia slowly turned around to see who else was in the bed with her, and gulped when she confirmed her fears, there in the bed sleeping peacefully with a pair of serene smiles on their faces, was a Japanese boy with a pigtail and a female werecheetah curled around him.

It wasn't a... it wasn't... it... it... Lydia thought in a daze as she tried to string together just one coherent thought. Finally, she just took in a deep breath to calm herself, and took the logical course of action that someone would do in this situation...

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

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(Posted Sun, 30 Nov 2003 19:02)


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