"Yeah, but you also destroyed the area around the targets as well."
Brianna nodded. "Yeah, but at least I..." She stopped right there and turned. That had been a male voice, and not one she recognized either. "Alright, who and where are you?"
"Um, I'm by your weapons and my name's Artemis."
Brianna turned and aimed her weapon at her other weapons, but blinked when she saw a white cat by them. "Um, Artemis? Where are you?"
The cat rolled his eyes and sighed. "I'm the cat."
Brianna blinked a few times. "ACK! POSSESSED CAT!!" She then aimed her gun at Artemis and prepared to fire.
"WAIT! WAIT! I'M NOT POSSESSED! I'M AN ALIEN CAT!"
This caused Brianna to relax a little. "Okay... So what are you?"
Artemis relaxed. "I'm to be your guardian advisor."
The Lycanthropoid blinked. "Advisor for what?"
Artemis perked up. "You are the reincarnation of the princess of Venus.
Brianna blinked a few times and raised an eyebrow. "Eh? Me? A princess?"
Artemis nodded. "Yep. Though I don't remember everything mind you... But, I do know that as the princess, you're to be a warrior that goes out to protect her subjects."
Brianna nodded. "Uh huh. Gee, I must be dreaming or something."
Artemis looked put off. "Oh really?" With that, the cat did a backflip and in a poof of flashy smoke, a rod appeared. At closer inspection however, it turned out to be an orange vibrator with the sigil of Venus. Artemis turned bright red. "WHOOPS!"
Before he could retify the situation, Brianna snatched the vibrator off of the ground. The Lycanthropoid smiled brightly. "Thank you. I love it."
Artemis shook his head. "But that's not what you're supposed to have!"
Brianna glared a bit at him. "But I like it. Got a problem with that?"
Artemis shook his head. "No. But you're supposed to have THIS!" With that, the white moon cat did another backflip, and this time a henshin rod appeared out of nowhere.
Brianna blinked as she picked up the rod. "Hmm, I don't suppose that you can combine the two?"
Artemis shook his head. "Nope, sorry."
Brianna glared at him. "YOU BETTER!"
The moon cat's fur stood on end. "EEEK! I'll try. Anyway... Call out the words Venus Power Make-up and turn into Sailor V."
Brianna nodded and held up the henshin rod. "Venus Power Make-up!"
*Insert quick and flashy sequence here.*
However, when it was over, Brianna didn't have the standard-cut Sailor uniform on, but rather, the neck-line was a bit lower, showing a bit of clevage, and the skirt, which was already short, was now practically not there.
Brianna grinned. "I like. For I am Sailor V... Defender of Sex, Stud-muffins, and cute guys around the world!"
Brianna then looked at the vibrator in her hand. "I'm keeping this."
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