Fish Fu: So it IS the Panda's Fault [Episode 81656]

by Philip Weigel

Genma nodded enthusiastically. "Why, yes. Why, that Sven person said that his people have been able to win many wars thanks to their style of fighting. Fish Fu! If people of that size can win wars with ease, then my son should be able to win any fight from here on in." The thought of his son beating the master brought a tear to his eye. Oh, what he wouldn't give to have his master's head on a Pike, a Northern Pike that is. "Besides, having fish is a very powerful weapon! Why, even the Americans think so." He said, referring to a show that he had seen with some sort of puppet frog, bear and a very fat pig. 'Hmm... Might have to create a Pig-Fu school of Martial Arts.' Genma thought to himself. Then he shook it off, that would be too silly.

"Uh huh..." Soun nodded, before lighting up his cigarette and taking a long drag. "You do realize, that Sven stinks worse than you do in Panda form when you get wet, right?"

Genma blinked. "He stinks?" That was news to him.

Soun sweat-dropped and nodded, before taking another drag of his cigarette.

(----)

Nabiki blinked, sweat-dropped and turned away from the scene before her. "I did not just see a giant pink fish person with two arms and two legs running for its life from Asuza? Did I?" There was no way, it was totally impossible.

Meanwhile, a pink fishman WAS running as though the hounds cats of Hell were on its heels. In fact, if you asked the fishman, it would have prefered the creatures from Hell, compared to who was chasing it right now.

"JACQUES! JACQUES! Come to me, Jacques!" A certain short cleptomaniac and uber-cute skater cried out as she chased the fishman down the street, past Nabiki and around the corner, all on her rollerblades and not stopping for a moment.

Nabiki's eye twitched. What was up with the fish lately? First Saotome, now Asuza? "What next? Ryoga showing up and has a flying fish curse?" She chuckled to herself, like that was going to happen.

• Asuza gets caught up in the chase with the Tokyo Zoo trying to catch the 'missing link.' AKA Cologne.
• Meanwhile, Ranma is done humiliating Happosai and lets the mob have their fun with him.
• Skip to later that night when Ranma returns home.
• Meanwhile, Ryoga shows up with something even MORE silly.
• "Oh, GEE! Fish stink something fierce."
  "What do you expect? For them to smell like a bed of roses?"
  "No, but couldn't they have another smell to them? If not, get them out of here or else!"
  "Aww, man."

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(Posted Thu, 09 Sep 2004 03:37)

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