"Unnnn," groaned Akane, having been run over by 10,000 surfboard carrying lemmings.
Ranma fidgeted briefly before scooping her up. "Okay. I'll just take you back to the dojo. Don't worry, you'll be okay."
There was brief silence behind him as Ranma began roof-hopping with his burden.
"You'll pay for this, Saotome," said a naked girl on a tree branch. "AH-CHOOOO!"
"Don't worry, Master Kuno, I'll just sew it back on. I'll just get out my handy sewing kit."
Mousse leapt into the cold stream, his clothes hanging in tatters off of his body, smooch marks covering his skin where the cloth did not, trailing chains that were fastened to various parts of his anatomy. "NOOOOOOO!"
Splash!
"Where'd he go?" "He went this way!" "Come back here my little stud boy!"
The duck floating along the stream panted nervously, letting the stream carry him. He'd escape and fly back to Shampoo. He just needed to rest.
Just rest and let the stream carry him. Carry him into...
GRAB!
Mousse found himself grabbed by the neck and picked up. "Guak!"
"Lookie! A DUCK! I will name her Georgette and I will hug her and squeeze her and pet her and pat her and love her like she was my very own!"
Kasumi stared at Ranma entering with an unconscious Akane. "Oh dear. What happened, Ranma?"
"It ain't my fault," automatically said Ranma.
Kasumi blinked. Well, of course it wasn't Ranma's fault.
"I just found her in the street like this," said Ranma. "Uncute tomboy probably started a fight she couldn't finish."
Kasumi nodded. Akane was an uncute tomboy and had probably attacked Shampoo or some other girl that was beyond her skill level. Oh well.
Ranma laid Akane down on her bed, and then fled. At any moment he expected the Wrath Of Akane to erupt upon him.
"BOY! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" roared Genma as Ranma attempted to close the door quietly.
"HOW DARE YOU MISTREAT MY DAUGHTER!" yelled Soun.
"IT AIN'T MY FAULT!" responded Ranma.
Genma and Soun both blinked. Well, no, they knew it wasn't Ranma's fault but he was a handy scapegoat.
"THAT DOESN'T MATTER!" roared Soun.
"HOW DARE YOU TALK TO YOUR FATHER LIKE THAT?!" yelled Genma.
Ranma
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