[Episode 84522] [Episode 84522]Ranma, of course, was getting dragged along far too fast for him to even notice how Akane was actually dressed or that she was wearing makeup. In fact, he was being yanked around so fast he couldn't even see that Akane was a woman, though, of course, he already knew that. However, that didn't stop Akane from being right about one thing. Ranma was, indeed, thinking of Akane's female family members. In particular, he was thinking of Nabiki, the one female Tendo that Ranma had yet to nail to the wall. And, for some strange reason, the fact that Nabiki hadn't been introduced to Ranma, in that fashion, was an incredible turn-on for Ranma. He just couldn't stop himself from fantasizing about Nabiki, and what she would be like.
Back at the house, Nabiki was having very similar fantasies. She just couldn't keep Ranma out of her mind, and frankly, she wasn't trying anymore. But she was staying in control enough that she was able to plan effectively. She had already called upon Tofu's debt to her, so she had a doctor vouch for her rather sudden illness and absence from school. Then, she had called Sakura and Yuka, setting up the second-most important part of her plan, not having to work very hard to convince the two girls to tease and arouse Ranma throughout the day, as that was an activity the two girls actually loved. And, finally, as Ranma and Akane rushed to the gates of Furinkan, Nabiki finished instructing the last (and most important) pawn in her game, Tatewaki Kuno. His job was simple enough that even he could probably remember it. All he had to do was tail Ranma all day, and make sure he didn't have sex until Ranma was home. Now that that was all done, Nabiki realized, she'd have several hours before she'd even need to be dressed, if her plan went off without a hitch. So, she gave into her instincts, happily, popping in the first tape of Ranma and her mother, figuring she'd finish it by the time she'd need to get dressed.
The woman on that very tape, however, was having very different thoughts. She was thinking back, fondly, on her loyal husband, and his performance in the sack. A few dozen minutes, at most, about an hour, and then, sweet, glorious sleep. Already, Kimiko was thinking about forgiving Soun, and taking him back into her bedroom. Sure, he'd done something awful, but Kimiko didn't feel that her body should be the one to suffer for his mistake. A few more nights like the one she just had, and Kimiko honestly doubted that she'd still be working in the adult industry. Sure, they were pretty lenient, and, in many of her "positions," she was her own boss, but she could hardly miss work for months and expect to be able to keep the house. As Kimiko struggled to recover, she considered sleeping arrangements for tonight, and the best way to word her apology to Soun.
Soun, of course, was busy drinking as Kimiko thought of him. He had to do -something- to refill those tear ducts. Every few minutes, Kasumi would come in, and mop up his tears, after she had finished patching the Genma-shaped hole in the side of the wall.
Kasumi, for her part, was happily going about her house-wifely duties. She humming to herself as she moved, sweeping and cleaning up the room. She was fairly busy today, with four pairs of soiled bedding to deal with, but she wasn't forced to rush in the slightest. She'd be done with everything in the house, without having to rush, early enough that she could take a nice bath, and then put on some nice clothes, and get nice and cleaned up, before Ranma came home. Which gave Kasumi a very good chance for staying the night with Ranma tonight, at least in her mind. However, repairing that Genma-shaped hole that Ranma had made had taken long enough that she was going to have to put off the search for her missing panties until another day.
The blunt object that Ranma had used to make a hole was, just at that moment, waking. Even his impressive skull density had failed to stop him from being knocked unconcious on impact. As the giant panda awoke, he looked around, trying to get his bearings. When he saw that he was in a massive cage, with fake bamboo, he couldn't help but think that his son had really gotten quite good at getting revenge. He was kind of proud... until he saw a sign in the corner, saying, quite simply, "This is Sing-Sang-Bang-a-Rang, believed to be the first documented gay Giant Panda. Other undocumented gay pandas may be responsible for failures to breed in captivity." As Genma considered this, he turned, looking for the giant panda in question. As he turned, however he ran right into the other panda... Genma's eyes at the same level as the other Panda's chest. As Genma considered this, he couldn't stop himself from raising a quick sign, the words written quite small, as though he were only whispering, "Oh my."
As Ranma and Akane came up to Furinkan, finally, Akane was surprised to see Kuno on a cell phone, glancing to her, before walking into the school, without waiting to challenge. That certainly seemed odd to Akane, but the usual horde of boys was there, on the "beat Akane and you can date her" challenge Kuno had put forward. So, Akane figured she wouldn't look a gift-horse in the mouth. Even as it was, she wasn't sure she'd be able to get to class on time...
(Posted Tue, 30 Dec 2003 01:10)
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