He had reached his limit.
*Nothing* he did seemed to be able to please anyone else.
Ranma had tried, and tried, and *tried* to be an honorable person that would do the right thing. And what had he gotten for his troubles?
Pain, punishment, and a lifetime of debts that weren't even his to start with.
Well not any more!
This particular Saotome was through with being the fall guy!
If Akane and the others thought of him as nothing more then a pervert, then from now on a pervert he would be!
{That'll show them! I mean what can they do to me for it? Hit me? Hah!}
Yes, he had a plan. And it was perfect...except for one little snag.
{Um, what do perverts do anyway?}
Happosai, Kuno and Ryoga came to mind.
But those examples didn't satisfy him.
If Ranma Saotome was going to be a pervert, then he was damn well going to be the Greatest Mega-Pervert the world had ever seen!
"Bwahahahaha-*cough*-*cough*-*cough*...I need to work on my deranged maniacal laughter."
After only a few minutes of trying to come up with a possible role model for his new lifestyle he was stumped.
Frustrated, Ranma gazed out the window.
"Where am I supposed to find someone who is so utterly and completely a true master of perversion that mere mortals tremble in fear of his name?"
At that precise moment the largest outcry of feminine outrage he'd ever heard in his life sprang up from the direction of the Tomobiki district.
"M-O-R-O-B-O-S-H-I!!!"
Ranma's expression brightened as he looked up at the heavens.
"About time you started listening to me."
It wasn't hard to find the sukebe he was looking for.
The trail of chaos and destruction left behind was kinda hard to miss.
"Damn...and here I used to think that *my* problems caused a lot of damage to the neighborhood."
And once he got closer the voices raised in anger was a dead giveaway.
"Darling no baka!"
"Moroboshi! Prepare to die!!"
"We shall finally free Lum-sama from your vile clutches!"
"It is Fate!"
Ranma blinked.
That chorus looked and sounded just a little *too* familiar.
All they needed was an insane martial artist or two and there wouldn't be any difference from his regular life.
{Man...If I had any doubts remaining about deciding to act like a hentai, this settles them for good. They don't treat this guy any worse then the folks back in Nerima treated me when I *wasn't* a pervert.}
He watched in sympathy as the mob finally cornered their quarry and brought the rather scrawny looking brown haired boy to ground at last.
"DIVINE RETRIBUTION!!!"
*ZAKKKKKK*
"MENDO FAMILY GOLF TEAM ATTACK!!!"
*THUMP**THUMP**THUMP* "Fore!" *THUMP*
"Take this and this and this!!"
*STOMP**STOMP**STOMP*
"Ommmmm..."
"Get off me, Cherry! I'm not dead yet!!"
Ranma's eyes widened in surprise.
{Whoa, if this guy survives that every day he must be damn near immortal by now!}
He watched as the crowd hogtied the kicking and screaming young man withwhat looked like steel link chains and industrial strength spirit wards before dragging him down the street.
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