Which they wouldn't be for quite some time.
Kurumi was every bit as giddy as Nastume. Maybe even moreso, because she had gotten a glimpse of the monster that was between Ryoga's legs when he first passed out. And she was dying for the chance to try it out between hers. Of course, it had shrunk back to normal since the time they'd been carrying him. But she knew it wouldn't be much longer before she got to see it again... in all it's glory.
They were nearing their tent now. Already their noses could detect the scent of smoldering ash and embers along with the remainder of the beef curry they'd eaten earlier. Nastume and Kurumi grinned at one another. Almost there.
The girls hastened their progress, years of martial arts training and exercise making it easy to managae the boy's weight between them. Ryoga, began to stir, but it went unnoticed. All they could think of was the impending fuckfest that was about start.
That is, until they caught sight of what was going on in their tent. Better yet, make that heard what was going on. Even from the edge of their campsite, they could see it shake every so often ; accompanying grunts and moans from inside. But that just couldn't be. Their campsite was in a secluded area, despite it's proximity to the school. There was no way anyone should've found it. The looks on their faces said it all.
Whoever was inside was about to be very, VERY sorry.
After stashing Ryoga away behind some bushes, they returned to the tent. Hand on the flap, Natsume whispered, "Ready, Kurumi?"
"Ready!"
"Okay. On three." her sister said. Then, ticking off her fingers, they counted, "One.... two.... three!!" and burst inside prepared to exact vengence on the cretins who'd delayed their soon-to-be private orgy. "Alright, whoever you are, you've got a lot of nerver thinking you -" and that was as far as Natsume got before being stunned into silence. Kurumi, who'd been right behind her, was about to ask what had happened. And then she saw it.
There was Happosai, in their tent, doing Colonge doggy stlye. Only that wasn't the worst of it. They were in cosplay as Misty and Ash, complete with a little suffed Pikachu sitting off to the side. The shriveled up Mummy had been howling when they came in. Now she and her two foot tall boy toy stopped and stared.
The looks on Nastume on Kurumi's faces were priceless! Both of them were wide eyed with crazed looking, lopsided grins. Natsume pointed. "Y-you mean... you two?!" she asked not knowing whether she wanted to laugh or choke somebody. I mean, my god, his pants were down. So were "Misty's" shorts and there was all that wrinkled skin and....
Natsume started to look a little green. Her sister too. Then, looking at each other, they cringed and screamed "EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!"
"Oh honestly." Colonge huffed, getting up. "I don't see what all the fuss is about! So 'Happy' and I are little creative. What's the big deal? You kids do it all the time!" she said crossly with her hands on her hips. Unfortunately, this gave them a full view of her front. A sight no one should ever have to see.
Too horrified to form a response, they fled the tent, promising to burn it to the ground later. In the meantime, they'd take Ryoga and their 'private party' somewhere else.
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