Three Little Kittens.. [Episode 87]

by John Cameron

The Higher Being looked down in satisfaction upon the three kittens he had made out of the three meddling entities that had chosen to further curse the life of Ranma Saotome.

"That's part one.." he muttered to himself then started to make preperations to send them down to earth to help Ranma break his newest curse.. although how a neko-phobic being would be able to use three neko familiars successfully he never divulged. (Mostly because it would be no fun if they actually did manage to fix this newest complication!)

With a wave of his hands the being let go of the energies he had collected and forced it to do his will.

His will was distracted however by a shove from behind and a voiced, "Where in the hell am I now?!"

"No! You fool! Don't disrupt the spell energ.." At that point whatever else the master being was about to say was lost to the void.


On earth the final results of that messed up teleportation spell were about to make themselves known..

Ranma was startled out of his griping about Akane by the sound of three little voices saying in tandem, "Exscuse me, sir? Can you help me find my mittens..?"



(Sorry couldn't resist that joke. If you didn't get it you obviously never had "Three Little Kittens Who've Lost Their Mittens" read to you when you were a small child.. no loss, actually. :D
Now that that joke which has been aching to be told for several days now is out of the way..)

"Exscuse me? Are you Ranma Saotome?" Ranma heard three voices asking from behind him.

"What's it to you?" he asked in good humor but dreading the reply.. his pops mistakes had come back to haunt him too many times not to be wary of another one after all.

"We've been assigned to stick to you and help you solve your problems as your new familiars." the voices chimed in reply.

"Familiars..?" Ranma asked questingly as he turned around. What he saw when he turned around immediately had every self-protective instinct scream at him to run away for his life. Which he promptly did.

"Well that certainly wasn't very nice of him." one of the voices said.

Ranma was thinking furiously, 'GOTTA GET AWAY! GOTTA GET AWAY!' he knew that if he didn't he would surely die. 'When the girls.. oh shit.. when Akane finds out what my three new familiars are I am so dead!' And he was probably right, too.

Even the most agreeable of fiancees (which Akane certainly wasn't and while the others were a bit more reasonable they still probably made the list closely behind her!) wasn't likely to accept three...

                                                                sex kittens.

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(Posted Mon, 10 Jan 2005 18:34)


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