Life was never fair.
Picking up the phone, Theo hesitantly dialed his home number, "Julia, sweetie. Please don't kill me.." he whined in practice to himself, already dreading what his wife was going to do or say.
"Hello? Oh, hi dad. Look.. I need your help."
***
"Arrgh! Gina! Stop taking your clothes off!" Julia yelled as her little child streaked about the house in her birthday suit. Gina eeped in surprise and some small fear as her mother leveled a glare at her.
Julia resisted the urge to cry when her little girl starting peeing on the floor from the look she was giving her. "Kids!" he groaned, and then winced when Gina started crying and shouting about how her mother hates her.
"Julia!" Her father-in-law shouted, "Phone for you! It's Theo."
Julia grumbled irritably. "Jonathan! Could you take care of Gina for a bit? She had a bit of an accident!" She smirked when the older man walked into the room and 'saw' the accident. "There is some Pinesol in the kitchen! Have fun!" she quickly retreated from the room.
***
"Julia?"
"Theo, your a life savior." Julia replied amiably.
"Ah.. well.. I'm glad you’re in a good mood." Theo responded with a tense voice.
"Something wrong, dear?"
"Ah.. M asked me to do a favor.. for him." How the hell was he going to explain this to Julia anyway?
"Hmm? What kind of favor? You better not be going out on another dangerous mission!" she replied with a very vicious edge in her voice.
"Well.."
***
"Grandpa?" Gina asked innocently as he sealed her bedroom door with Magic, before moving her dresser and bed to further block entrance into the room.
"Gina dear. You love your father, don't you?" Jonathan asked as he sealed the windows with enough magical force to restrain a mature dragon.
"Hmm mm, Yep! Daddy's the best!" Gina chirruped, twirling about the room excitedly.
"Well, your daddy.. " Jonathan hesitated, trying to figure out how best to explain this, "Your daddy is about to get a big 'booboo' from mommy." Hmm, I wonder if escaping to the Jade realm would be enough distance from Julia when she blew up? Hmm... Undead Realm was looking nice this time of year, or so he heard.
"But won't mommy kiss and make it better?" Gina replied innocently, blinking curiously at her father.
"Eh..." He didn't know how to explain her father was about to get his ass kicked.
***
"You.. what!?!" Julia snarled!
"I don't have a choice dear!" Theo whined like a ten-year-old girl!
"Fine!" she slammed the phone down angrily. Oh, this wasn't over. Her husband was going to get such an ass kicking when he got home. The nerve! She wouldn't have minded overly much if it was just the baby were-cheetah, in fact she had kind of suspected it, but the were-cat too? Oh yeah, she didn't like some unknown man being anywhere near her baby-girl. Well.. she'd have to kick his ass too! Just to be on the safe side.
"Theo first!" she cackled as she ran to her room, getting ready to beat some ass!
***
M pushed the door open to Theo's office, "Hey Theo! Ranma's awake, do you want too... what the hell are you doing?!?"
Theo was trying to strangle himself with the phone code, trying unsuccessfully I might add. "I'm dead M! This way it won't hurt as much!"
M sweat dropped. What kind of woman was Julia anyway? She didn't seem nearly this bad...
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(Posted Wed, 14 Jan 2004 17:38)
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