[Episode 88097] [Episode 88097]Hmm... Tropical rainforest?
“No.”
Walls and walls of ammunition?
“No.”
Plungers upon plungers, upon plungers surrounding a statue of an Italian stereotype? (What’s with those funky mushrooms?)
“No.”
Tropical jungle again?
“No.”
Again, the racks upon racks of metal squares and strips of metal tubes and separate little tube-thingies with points?
“No.”
A small deserted mid-western town?
“No.”
The female Rakshasa Genn strapped to a bed while surrounded by burning candles and some sort of sensual elevator music playing in the background?
“No,” Gar said, ignoring the protests of Genn, which wasn’t too unbelievable, considering the poor Rakshasa was ball-gagged.
However, Gar blinked as he realized there HAD been a dresser in that room. “Dammit! That might have been it!”
And so, opening and closing door, after door, after door, after door, Gar came upon a new sight. “Huh?”
Blushing more than a little bit, Gar looked about the room with all the interesting... ‘Things’.
It was said that curiosity killed the cat, and Gar knew of such a quote. Still, he was a werecat. He could be curious and live to tell about it. Right?
Right!?
...Right...
Picking up the large... What was this? The label said ‘Magic Wand’. “I didn’t know Brianna was studying magic seriously,” Gar mumbled to himself. Still, this was a rather off wand for a wizard or mage to use.
“Sniff... SNIFF! And what is that weird smell?” Gar thought curiously. Still holding the ‘wand’, the werejaguar then looked over to the stack of licorice that was on a shelf. “And she has candy in here too? Hmm... What an odd shape. I’d swear it were women’s pantaloons... But that can’t be right. These are edible.”
“GAR!” A voice called out, causing Gar to jump for a moment. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?”
Turning around to see the source of the feminine screech, Gar saw... His training partner, and fellow student, Luan Geas. “Oh, hey Luan.”
“Don’t you, ‘oh hey Luan’, ME!” Luan yelled as she stomped forward towards Gar. “Just what the hell do you think you’re doing with... With... THAT!?” Luan yelled as she pointed an accusing finger at the ‘Magic Wand’.
“Well, it’s obviously something for Brianna’s magic practice,” Gar said in an annoyed tone. “Don’t you see the label?”
Sighing, Luan shook her head. “Never mind. What are you doing in Bri’s closet.”
“I can’t find her stupid dresser!” Gar said. “She said it would be in the closet. I just got to keep trying to find out how this darn thing opens up to the dresser!”
And to prove his point. Gar closed the door and opened it again, showing off the tropical jungle. And then the Ammunitions room. And... Genn tied to a bed.
Looking between the ‘wand’ in Gar’s hand, and the obviously thoroughly-worked Rakshasa, Luan growled and cracked her knuckles. “PERVERT!”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!” Was Gar’s cry of pain as Luan leapt at him like a wildcat in frenzy and started unleashing an unholy smackdown upon him.
It was then that Séance’s head popped up from underneath the mattress of the bed. “Hey, Genn, what’s going on?”
The Rakshasa just shrugged her shoulders and moaned as her lover climbed back up from underneath and on top of her.
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(Posted Mon, 19 Jan 2004 21:55)
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